Kaeya: Jesus, Diluc! What Would You Have Told Mom If I’d Died?!

Childe: got called gay at headquarters today, lads

La Signora: tell us what happened, lad

Childe: i got called gay at headquarters

Scaramouche: yea but why?

Childe: i was being gay

Scaramouche: at headquarters?

Childe: yea it was at headquarters

Operator 21O: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

9S: Yes

Operator 21O: I was hula hooping. Operator 6O and I began attending a class for fitness and for fun.

9S: Oh my god

Operator 21O: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

9S: Why are you telling me this?

Operator 21O, deleting the pictures: Because no one will ever believe you.

9S: You sick son of a bitch.

Venti, in Fontaine: ah yes!baguettes, the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!

Random Baker: what

Traveler: ignore him

Asmodeus: this is literally the most boring party ive ever been to. can we leave already?

MC: Asmo, it’s my grandmother’s funeral

Xiangling: i hate being high. why do i keep hearing footsteps

Chongyun: are you walking?

Xiangling: oh shit

Venti: apparently the “bad vibes” ive been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Adrien: *gets a paper cut*

Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough

Childe: barbecue time! i have steaks, chicken, beef patties, and sausage what do you want?

Ganyu: im vegan

Childe: try the guillotine

MC: when i asked you to bring me something back from the beach, i meant like a conch shell

Mammon, struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that

Childe: once i master the bow it’s over for you bitches