Childe: Vibe Check Test Came Back Negative :(

Xingqiu: guess what number im thinking of

Xiangling: 420

Xingqiu: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

Chongyun: 69?

Xingqiu: yeah it was 69

Diluc: do you ever think before you speak

Venti: yea i think “ha ha that’s funny” and then i say it

Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls

Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man

Traveler: THE WHO??

Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly

Xingqiu: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Chongyun: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks he can get away with everything you do. welcome to the real world!

Xingqiu: im leaving you, and im taking razor with me!

Bennett, picking up the monopoly board: i think it’s time to stop playing now

Childe: going clown spotting

Scaramouche: have you checked the mirror

Childe: well if you want me to die you can just say so

Hua Cheng: i hate-

Xie Lian: good morning, san lang!

Hua Cheng: i’m done hating. today is love 💞

On April 27, 2034 at 11:22 pm you will perish in a fire. Be prepared.

On April 27, 2034 at 11:22 pm you’ll join me

Fenris: Wait, are you... flirting with me?

Hawke: Have been for the past three years but thanks for noticing.

Percy: Are you the little spoon or the big spoon?

Nico: I’m a knife.

Will: He’s the little spoon.

Operator 21O: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

9S: Yes

Operator 21O: I was hula hooping. Operator 6O and I began attending a class for fitness and for fun.

9S: Oh my god

Operator 21O: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

9S: Why are you telling me this?

Operator 21O, deleting the pictures: Because no one will ever believe you.

9S: You sick son of a bitch.