Razor: Tony Hawks Moving Castle

Childe: YEAH SONNNNNNN

Zhongli: daddy

Childe: what the fuck

Zhongli: you called me son and i panicked

Childe: i think i might’ve ate Xiao’s almond tofu

Childe: how long do you think i have to live?

Zhongli: five

Childe: five??? five what???

Zhongli: four

Childe: just gonna start killing people i don’t find funny

Scaramouche: national suicide prevention hotline

Childe: shut the fuck up

Xiangling: do you think i could fit fifteen marshmellows in my mouth?

Chongyun: you’re a hazard to society

Xingqiu: and a coward. do twenty

Childe: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

The Traveler: hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does this mean

tw: clown sex

Diluc: i have been told that i'm too negative and hostile towards kaeya. so kaeya, if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn't think you could read

I am a ladybug stan first and a human second

-both alya and adrien

Childe: once i master the bow it’s over for you bitches

Random Treasure Horder: please don’t kill me

Kaeya: i can bring you in warm or i could bring you in cold. start talking

Klee: *desperately trying to hand one of them a wet cheerio*