Barbara, To Some Random: Remember That Barbatos Is Always Watching 💞

Xiao: had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered you

Childe: all i did was ask where the bathroom was

MC: You can address me as Eagle One.

MC: Barnaby, code name, Been There, Done That.

MC: Talbott is Currently Doing That.

MC: Bill is It Happened Once In A Dream.

MC: Penny, code name, If I Had To Pick A Girl.

MC: Rowan is...

MC: Eagle Two.

Rowan: Oh, thank god.

so I heard there was a new harbinger

friendship ended with all genshin characters. warming seelie is now my best friend

Sole: h-

Nick: what this dumbaSS BITCH was trying to say

Childe: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

The Traveler: hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does this mean

*On Twitter*

Fischl: “triggers can be anything” until the trigger is like literallly anything

Heizou: whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥

Fischl: WHO R U??

Diavolo: it’s understandable, no one is judging you. lucifer is strong and mysterious, but sort of compact and well muscled

Barbatos: i’m not in love with lucifer but i’m starting to think you might be

Operator 21O: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

9S: Yes

Operator 21O: I was hula hooping. Operator 6O and I began attending a class for fitness and for fun.

9S: Oh my god

Operator 21O: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

9S: Why are you telling me this?

Operator 21O, deleting the pictures: Because no one will ever believe you.

9S: You sick son of a bitch.