{poly!lost boys x fem!reader}
♱ 𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤: explicit
♱ 𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶: Michael's sudden change is unwelcome in the Emerson household. After an apparent prank that scares you and your brothers, you take matters into your own hands and confront David's gang head on.
♱ 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰: emerson!reader, fem!reader, reader is 18-19 (middle child), reader wears glasses, foul language, sibling dynamics, mentions of divorce, stuck-up?reader (she's prissy at times), teasing, temptation at its finest, mentions of stalking, flirting????? at the music store???? get your act together girl,
♱ 𝔞/𝔫: there are a few new scenes in this chapter because I wanted the reader to have more interaction with the boys before giving in. Side note, but I hate when I find a good song and it's released after '87, because it would be perfect for this series. So, the unofficial song for this chapter is Give In to Me by Michael Jackson. Also, if this were a movie, Runaway would start playing as soon as the reader storms out of the house to confront the boys on the boardwalk. OG word count: 2432, revamped word count: 4250
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Michael is acting weird.
Okay. To be fair, your brother is always weird, but this is different. He's mean. He sleeps all day and wakes up at sunset, then hops on his bike and drives off to God knows where.
At first, you thought he was avoiding Mom after the boardwalk incident. Pissed was not an accurate rage descriptor for how upset she had been when she learned what he did. At first, you defended Michael. You did tell him it would be okay. But when he started acting like an ass, you became less sympathetic.
The night after that, David's gang came to the house. They didn't come inside—but they did tear up the driveway. They revved their engines, jeering Michael's name, goading him to go outside.
Mom had caught Mike on his way out and encouraged him to bring them in.
"They might like a nice, home cooked meal." she said, peering at them through the curtains.
"Maybe next time," was his reply.
There was no next time.
Another notable incident occurred when Sam forgot to untie Nanook and bring him inside.
You chased Michael to the front door, fuming. "What? You're too cool to let the dog in in front of your friends?"
"He's not my dog," said Michael.
"But Mom asked you to do this."
"I don't have to do everything she says. Neither do you, you're an adult."
"And you're being an asshole."
Michael stepped outside, and, of course, David's gang was waiting.
Michael rolled his eyes, "Why can't you get the dog, four-eyes?"
"Because you're already outside!"
Michael narrowed his eyes like he gained the power to see through your bullshit and laughed cruelly: "You're scared of them."
And, for the first time that night, you spared a glance behind him toward the boys. They said nothing, but you're sure they heard every word, considering they watched your squabble unfold like a soap opera.
For the record, you're not scared of them.
You're annoyed. Disgusted. (A little scared of how they make you feel, but that's neither here nor there.)
And you could tell Mike this, but instead you said, "Oh, fuck off." before storming into the lawn.
Nanook, who had been barking at the boys, calmed when you approached; however, you were too distracted to give the dog more than a head-pat. You were conscious of your every movement as soon as you stepped outside—your walk, the sway of your hips, your posture, hell, even your clothes. You liked your clothes, but you almost resented how dowdy they were. Why hadn't you worn something more revealing? You usually hate having people leer at your body but with these guys ...
Michael said something to them, and they laughed. It could have been nothing, but you swore they were talking about you, so you rushed inside and didn't look back.
After that, you did everything you could to avoid seeing them when they came around.
You lie and say these weird feelings began after that dream, but you know that's not true. Those boys have been burrowing in your brain since the beginning. The sound of their bikes roaring up the driveway makes your heart skip a beat.
Sometimes—and you're reluctant to admit this—but sometimes you place yourself where they can see you. The upstairs window, the garage, the doorway—places far enough that they can't call out to you but close enough for them to look.
It's stupid. You don't understand why you do it. These guys are strange and probably dangerous. You shouldn't want anything to do with them.
But that doesn't stop you.
Weirdly, you like being watched. It's like being under a microscope, but you've put yourself on the slide and control the outcome. A shrink would tell you that you're acting out because of your parents' divorce. That's the savory answer, so you refuse to believe there's another reason.
A bird keeps leaving you gifts on your windowsill.
You haven't seen the bird in action, but you know it has to be one. It leaves you items at night. Random things.
The first one you find is a shell. It's beautiful—one of those shells you can't find on the beach, only in tourist shops. It's as big as your palm and bone-white. You assume the bird had placed it there after deciding it was unfit for its nest, so you brought it inside.
Two fluffy yellow dandelions were placed in the same spot the next day. The day after that, a flat stone with a hole in the center. Then, a feather.
On and on the little gifts came. You're not sure what you did to befriend this bird, but you're grateful. In the midst of so much turmoil with Mike, David, and Mom, the gifts never fail to make you smile.
"Honey?"
"Yeah, Mom?"
She quietly thanks the customer for coming and passes the plastic bag across the counter. When they're gone, she turns to you again.
"Why don't you grab a bite to eat?"
"I'm not hungry."
"Oh, please!" Mom shakes her head, giving you that knowing smile. "You've been with me all day. Go and get yourself something to eat. Better yet, stretch your legs."
You flash your 'new' (secondhand) paperback at her. "I already did."
She says your name in warning, but there's no bite to it. You know she's just looking out for you. With a sigh, you tuck the book into your bag and kiss her cheek goodbye.
If this was any other day, you wouldn't have bothered to come with your mom to work, but Max had called and asked if she could work a double because Maria was sick, meaning she would be here until dark. You know she's a big girl and grew up on the mean streets of Santa Carla without you, but today was also her and dad's wedding anniversary, and well...
Mom won't admit it, but you know she's struggling. It's the big reason she took the extra shift; it helps her not think about her failed marriage.
The door swings open, and you barely glimpse who is in your periphery before you swear.
"Shit."
"What is it, honey?" She greets the new group with a big smile. "Hello! If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask ..." She pauses. Squints her eyes, looking, really looking, at the group. "Have we met before?"
"We're frequent flyers," says an all-too familiar voice.
David.
"Oh, alright," Mom cheers.
"Bye," you mutter. You turn fast and nearly collide with Marko, but you dodge at the last second. "Excuse me."
You exit the store and thrust yourself into the night crowd. Of course, the one night they take off from terrorizing Michael, they come after you.
Actually—you glance at the nearest clock—it's too early for them to be at Grandpa's house. (Yes, you have their schedule memorized. No, that's not weird.)
And, no, you don't have an inflated sense of self-importance because one glance over your shoulder told you the four of them left the video store as soon as they came in. You don't know if they're following you or if this is their childish idea of a prank, but you refuse to find out.
You duck into the nearest store before they see you—a music shop. The walls are lined with albums, cassettes, and CDs. Band posters cover what little space is left; somewhere in the corner, a rock song wafts from its boombox.
You don't frequent music shops; you might if you're with Michael or Sammy, but most of your cassettes are inherited from Mom. Still, you wander toward the folk-rock section and figure you have a few moments to kill before you seek out food.
But good things never last.
The door opens, and you don't have to look this time to know.
"So, you're stalking me now?" you ask.
Paul snatches the tape from your hand. "Midnight Voyage? C'mon, girl, you gotta get with the times."
You grab it back. "I like the Mamas and the Papas."
"That song's as old as you."
You cross your arms. "I thought you, of all people, understood good music doesn't have an expiration date?"
Marko, Dwayne, and David snicker, and Paul has the decency to look sheepish. You rest your hip against the display and raise your chin.
"What do you guys want?"
"We're here to look at music," says David.
"Uh-huh. Videos, too?"
He challenges you with a sarcastic look. "It's Friday night."
"Whatever."
You snake around them and move to a different display, but they follow.
"You have to like some rock," Paul tries again.
You fight a smile. He's ... almost charming. "I didn't say I didn't."
Marko joins in, "Who?"
You flip through the singles, not paying them any mind as they throw out different band names.
Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Depeche Mode, Van Halen - tell me you like Van Halen, baby?
You find what you're looking for and flash it to the boys with a grin. "Iggy Pop, The Passenger."
Marko frowns, but it's more appreciative than judgemental.
Dwayne nods in agreement. "Not bad."
Your answer pacifies Paul, but he's not satisfied. "We need to find you some music that you can dance to, baby."
"I don't dance," you say. "Especially in front of other people."
"Are you always this serious?" David asks.
For some reason, that hits you where it hurts. You glare at him, dropping the single back in its slot. "Do you always stick your nose into other people's business?"
David has the audacity to smirk. "It's just an observation, princess."
You scoff and try to shoulder past him, but David is fast. He catches your bicep. His grip is barely there, but it stops you in your tracks. You hold your breath, all too aware that you're sandwiched between him and Dwayne.
"If you keep running off like this, you're gonna make us think you don't like us," David teases.
"I don't," you lie.
He cocks his head. "You sure?"
You swear he can see through you, but you're unwilling to give in. Not yet.
You step closer, looking him dead in the eye. "I've never been more certain."
Jerking away, you make a b-line for the door. David can't let you have the last word, though.
"Tell Michael we'll see him later," he calls out.
You shove the door open and shout back, "Bite me!"
You're in the kitchen helping Mom with dinner when Michael stomps down the stairs, sunglasses tucked in the neck of his t-shirt.
Mom rushes to meet him. (Even she's aware she only has a finite amount of time before she loses him again.)
"Michael, do you want to take the night off and have dinner with your family?" She reaches for him, but Michael keeps walking. "We haven't eaten together in a while. It would be nice."
He snorts. "Yeah, right."
Michael opens the door without another word, and the roaring of motorcycle engines fills the house.
Mom shrivels the tiniest bit. Had you not been watching her, you wouldn't have noticed, but you did, and it pisses you off.
You sit the bowl down a little too hard and chase after him.
"Michael." He ignores you. "Michael!" You latch onto his stupid leather jacket and yank him back."Look, I don't know what's gotten into you, but it doesn't give you the right to be an ass to Mom."
He smiles, "But I can to you, right?"
Michael tries to walk away, but you hold firm.
"Why are you acting like this?"
"Listen." Michael faces you head-on. "Unlike you, I've got friends waiting for me. So, why don't you run back inside, little sister? Hm?"
Tears burn the back of your eyes, but your anger burns brighter. You release him with a push.
"Well, at least I'm not pretending to be something I'm not."
Michael frowns. For a moment, you think your words hit their mark, and you see the faintest glimmer of the old Michael in his eyes. He opens his mouth to speak.
"Michael!"
"C'mon, Michael!"
"Mikey boy!"
You flinch as they rev their bikes. It works its charm because all traces of remorse are gone from Michael's face.
He looks at you coldly. "I gotta go."
"Michael, you're making a mistake," you say.
He rolls his eyes. "Don't wait up."
"Hey, baby!" Paul shouts. "Don't you wanna come party with us?!"
You flip them off, and they erupt into a chorus of laughter.
You toss the phone onto Michael's chest, startling him from his mid-day nap.
"... What the hell?"
"Mom's on the phone. She wants to talk to you."
Michael cracks his eyes open, wincing. "What time is it?"
"Two o'clock. You slept all day. Again." You don't even try to mask your rage. If he's going to be a jerk, you'll give it right back.
Michael motions for the sunglasses on his bedside table. "Hand me those, will you?"
You scoff but throw them at him, too. "You need sunglasses to talk on the phone? Are you high?"
"Fuck off," he mutters, and picks up the phone. "Hi, Mom..."
You faintly hear her voice drifting from the receiver. "Michael are you still in bed?"
"No. I'm up."
"Can you do me a favor this evening? Will you stay home with Sam tonight? I'm meeting Max for dinner."
"I watch him all the time, Mom," he says unsympathetically. "The only time I have for myself is the evening." He locks eyes with you from behind his sunglasses. "Can't you have her watch him? Or Grandpa? They stay home all the time, anyway."
"I want you to do this," Mom says. "You come home late, sleep all day—Sammy's always alone."
"No, he's not!"
"Michael, please! Your sister should not have to do everything all the time. Now, you always do whatever you want, and I don't stop you ... tonight, I want to do what I want for a change. Do you know how long it's been since someone has asked me out to dinner?"
Michael works his jaw and says nothing.
"Please, Michael?"
He presses his lips into a thin line. "Okay. Fine. I'll watch Sammy."
He hangs up with a groan, rubbing his eyes. You tsk, yanking the phone off his chest.
"I guess it sucks to be you," you say.
"Get out of my room," Michael grumbles, drifting back to sleep.
You leave, but you don't close the door. Sometimes, being petty is better than a middle finger.
Grandpa strolls into the kitchen wearing a khaki-colored jacket and a loud bowtie. He has a pep in his step and another one of his furry creations tucked under his arm.
"Look at you, Gramps!" you coo. "Lookin' all spiffy. What's the occasion?"
"Can't an old fart like me dress up for fun?" He playfully adjusts his bowtie, and his eyes twinkle with mischief. "Anything in here that might pass for aftershave?"
Sammy hops out of his chair and plucks a bottle off the windowsill. "How about this Windex, Grandpa?"
"Ah!" The old man gratefully accepts the bottle, squirts some in his hands, and pats it on his cheeks. Sam exchanges a knowing look with you. "Thanks."
Unfortunately, Michael chooses this time to come in. (And he's still wearing those stupid sunglasses.) He appraises Grandpa, his mouth twisting cruelly. "Big date, Grandpa?"
Grandpa wiggles his eyebrows, smiling slyly. "Just dropping off some of my handiwork to the 'Widow' Johnson."
He holds up a taxidermy dog. Its beady marble eyes stare into your soul. You repress a shudder. Stuffed animals (the kind that used to be alive) aren't the way to your heart, but if this woman likes it, who are you to judge?
You pat him on the back. "Good for you, Grandpa."
Michael peers over the rim of his sunglasses. "Oh, yeah? What did you stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?"
Grandpa's smile falters, then fades away altogether. He grips the stuffed dog a little tighter. "I'll see you kids later."
As soon as he's out of sight, you smack the back of Michael's head.
"Hey!"
But Sammy's on your side. "That wasn't funny, Michael."
Grandpa honks his horn, and an off-key version of La Cucaracha plays as he peels out of the driveway. Sam resumes his task: dinner duty.
"I'm making you a sandwitch," your little brother grumbles.
"Don't bother."
Michael moves, and you catch sight of something shiny. There's a dangly chain piercing his earlobe, and you know for a fact that it wasn't there last night. You wrinkle your nose. "Lose the earring, Michael, it's not happening."
He crosses his arms. "Piss off."
Sam's eyebrows shoot all the way up. "Wow—you have a great personality, Mike! You should open your own charm school."
Michael starts to go in on Sammy, ready, aching, to deliver his retort when the house shakes. A harsh, howling wind rips through the windows. The curtains flap like frantic bird wings; the ground shakes. Outside, motorcycles roar up the driveway and circle the house. Headlights burn through the windows so bright that it's like sunrise.
You grip the table to keep from falling over. Dishes and cutlery fall from their cabinets and smash into the floor, shattering into hundreds of pieces.
"What the hell is going on?!" You can hardly hear your own voice over the noise.
From outside, you hear their voices, shouting, clamoring over one another, melding into a horrific symphony of Michael, Michael, Michael!
Steadily, the noise grows louder. You know it's impossible, but you swear the motorcycles are climbing the walls.
Michael rushes to the front door, and Sam is hot on his heels.
"Don't open it!" Sam cries.
Michael! Michael! Michael!
Michael throws the front door open, and ... it stops.
Everything stops.
All that remains is a faint breeze rustling through the trees and the dainty jingle of wind chimes.
You grab Sam's hand to ground yourself, and he squeezes back, utterly petrified.
No one is outside.
You exchange a look with Sam. "That was real, right?"
He nods, but he doesn't look sure.
You trust your judgment, and Sammy's for that matter, but as you peer into the night, you can't help but doubt yourself.
Was it a shared hallucination? An earthquake? But what were those voices?
Grimly, you realize there's only one answer, and it wasn't a natural phenomenon. You know who's behind it.
Michael shuts the door and locks it, resting his back against it like he alone could prevent them from coming in.
You clench your jaw and storm up to Michael, poking his chest. "Look—I don't know what kind of game you and your friends are trying to play, but it's not funny."
Michael dares to look offended. "I didn't do this."
"The hell you didn't!" Rage boils your blood, and you see red. "I have had it, Michael. This is the last straw."
You shove past him and throw open the door. The night is calm, but you are not. You've played the passive role for too long. No. Fucking. More.
Those four morons could mess with you all they wanted, but not your family. Not their home.
Your brothers call after you, but it's Sammy who asks, "Where are you going?!"
"Out!"
Your anger leads you to the boardwalk.
People laugh, their conversations overlapping until it's nothing but white noise buzzing in your ears. Overhead, Runaway by Bon Jovi crackles through the boardwalk's sound system, but the music is distorted as if filtered through a tunnel.
You find David and his gang easily, almost like you have a homing beacon guiding you straight to them. You don't overthink it. Really, you don't think about it at all. All you know is that you're past your limit for bullshit, and tonight, you'll make it stop one way or another.
Paul is the first one to notice you. He greets you with a cocky grin. "Hey, baby—"
You punch Paul in his stupid, pretty face. It wasn't hard—and the odds are, he's taken worse—but sheer surprise knocks him off his feet into Dwayne.
You only realize what you did when the pain kicks in.
"Sunova—!" You bite back a scream, cradling your fist against your chest. You wish someone would have warned you: punching hurts.
"What is with you Emerson's and punching without provocation?" muses David.
You glare, filling it with as much hate as you can muster. David isn't affected in the least. In fact, he's amused. He grins like he's watching a newborn puppy learn to snarl. He pushes off the railing and invades your personal space.
"Let me see your hand." David reaches for it, but you step back.
"Don't touch me," you snap.
The boys laugh.
Marko throws his arm over your shoulder and nuzzles your hair. "Baby's got teeth, huh?"
You try to shrug him off, but he hangs on. "Stay away from Michael." They murmur his name like it's a private joke. It makes you angrier. "He's a good guy, and he doesn't deserve to be dragged down by a group of dirty degenerates like you."
David bends at the waist so he's eye-level with you. "Did big brother send you here?"
"No," you say, "I came myself."
"So you can go down on dirty degenerates like us?"
"To get you to fuck off," you sneer.
You shove David back for good measure, but he captures your wrist—your injured hand—without blinking an eye.
Gingerly, he looks it over, paying close attention to your knuckles. His leather gloves are soft and worn. They must be thick, too, because you can't feel his body heat through them.
What the fuck. No, you're not thinking about that.
He grazes his thumb over the hills and valleys of your knuckles; he turns your hand over, coaxing you to spread your fingers.
"It's not broken," David says. "You're lucky."
… Huh?
He manipulates your hand into a fist again. "Next time, don't tuck your thumb under your fingers, or you will break it. See?"
"Stop it," you stammer.
"Stop what?"
"Being—" Nice "—weird!"
David releases your hand, and you bring it back to your chest.
"I think you better apologize to Paul," David continues. "You hurt him real bad, and, well, we don't want him to pout all night, right?"
You glance at Paul, who is indeed pouting theatrically. "Can you kiss it better?" He taps his cheek.
You sneer. "Look—just leave Michael and my family alone. That shit you pulled tonight was not cool, and Mike hasn't been acting like himself since you came along, so I know you're the cause. So, back off, okay?"
David smiles. "Okay."
You pause. Then blink. You wait for the punchline, another witty remark that David has locked and loaded, but it never comes.
"Wait, seriously?"
"Sure." David shrugs, "But you've gotta take his place."
"Excuse me?"
David doesn't repeat himself. He gives you a look similar to the one he gave you over a week ago. Daring you, begging you with those unfathomable blue eyes. Paul leans against your other shoulder.
"C'mon," Paul purs. "Join us."
Marko and Dwayne pile on, chanting with Paul, "Join us. Join us. Join us."
David only stares, his hypnotic gaze locked on yours as the chant grew louder. People are starting to stare.
"You know you want to," David says. "Stop lying to yourself."
Marko giggles, "We promise we'll be good."
From behind, Dwayne mutters, "Extra good."
"Don't leave us hanging, baby," Paul whines.
This isn't what you came here to do. All you wanted was to get them to back off before someone—like Sam or Mom—got hurt.
But that teeny-tiny part of you, the one you've been trying to smother since you arrived in Santa Carla, pipes up. You didn't have to come. You could have let Michael handle this. You could have ignored them instead of walking into the lion's den. You knew, deep down, that this would happen. You wanted it to.
Your rage evaporates with every passing second and is replaced with that familiar fuzzy feeling in your abdomen. They're so close.
They pet you—your arms, your hands, your neck. David is content to watch like he knows they're steadily chipping away at your resolve. Dwayne's hands migrate to your hair, toying with the ends. Cool breath fans over your neck. Leather kisses your exposed skin.
You remember too late that you're not wearing your usual maxiskirts but instead a pair of cut-offs that reveal far more skin than you typically like to show. But ... you don't care. If anything, it makes that fuzzy feeling more intense. You want them to look.
"I..." Your breath catches. You don't know what to say, and even if you did, you don't think you can admit it out loud.
David sees this. He knows you. So, he offers his hand instead. Open. Ready. Accepting. You don't need words with him.
Your fingers twitch. It was only a matter of time before they wore you down and coaxed that yes from you.
Slowly, painfully slow, you place your hand in David's. He curls his fingers over yours, sealing the deal.
The boys erupt into cheers, and that hazy bubble of something bursts like fireworks, an explosion of euphoria. Your skin tingles, and you grin. Dwayne wraps his arms around your middle and spins you around, eliciting a surprised shriek from you.
"C'mon, boys." David tosses his cigarette to the ground and stomps it out. "Let's go."
PLEASE, I AM BEGGING SOMEONE TO WRITE THIS🙏
cowboy!pope heyward 🌪️🌾🐎
I don’t know what i was thinking making this. I guess I wasn’t, I mean this made me sad
#Rethinking life decisions
Sylus: Know why I called you in here?
MC: Because I accidentally sent you an NSFW pic.
Sylus: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?
Anthony Mackie gives a shoutout to Sebastian Stan at the Golden Globes
jason todd x reader
aka not a moment of privacy
warnings: mild sexual activities, more people than jason would ever want in your apartment during those times
The second Jason’s through the door his arms are out, seeking to pull you into him. You let him engulf you in his arms without thought, this being the first time you’ve seen him all day.
“Missed you,” He mumbles into your shoulder.
You hum and rake your fingers through his hair. “I know. Missed you too.”
He pulls back to look at you and holds your neck gingerly in his hands. “You’re good?”
“Yeah, I’m good.” You nod and kiss his collarbone softly, wrapping your hands around his forearms. He gives your forehead a kiss and walks you backwards to the couch, leaning down over you until you have to sit.
He follows you down and kisses your lips and guides you backwards to lay. He drapes himself over you, inserting himself between your legs. He refocuses his attention to your neck, and sucks at a very particular spot below your jaw that you know he targeted on purpose.
“Okay, that’s not fair.” You breathe out, halfway to a sigh.
“No? How ‘bout this?”
He nips at you, startling you to a near moan. Your reaction only encourages him, as he holds your jaw and tilts your head to the side for more access.
He slips his hand under your shirt, grazing the skin underneath. He leaves open kisses all across your collarbone, trailing them down your stomach once he has your top off and strewn half away across the room.
You stop him, pulling him back up to you for a kiss. He furrows his brows at first, only understanding when you start to pry at his shirt too. He removes it for you, tossing it with startling accuracy right by yours.
He resumes kissing down your body, hands trailing down your sides along with him. He peppers kisses on your thighs and hooks his fingers into the seam of your underwear, readying to remove them.
It’s almost astonishing how silently he'd managed to open the window only to stumble and flail his way to the floor.
The sudden clatter scares the hell out of both you and Jason, who jumps to a stand immediately.
“Tim!”
“Evening. D’you guys still have any—oh.” Tim finally regains his coordination and stands up to see you sprawled out on the couch, bra and underwear your only cover.
His eyes go to the floor real quick and Jason lets out an exasperated sigh, looking around for something nearby to cover you up with.
“—you know, wait up means wait up!”
Oh good, Dick’s here too.
You sit up quickly and try to cover yourself with your arms, though there’s not much of a difference you can really make.
Dick ducks in from the fire escape and lands significantly more gracefully than his counterpart had.
It takes him no time at all to assess the room and see you, knees to chest on the couch, trying very hard to appear as though you’re not half naked. Takes him even less time to see Jason, standing in front of you, fuming.
“Oh. Oops…”
Jason chucks the tv remote at Dick and uses the distraction to pull you up from the couch, pushing you behind him. His massive frame is more than enough to cover what his brothers have no business seeing.
“Get the fuck—”
And just for good measure, Damian jumps down next and crouches in the window.
“Jesus Christ,” your boyfriend mutters, hands covering his face in exasperation.
Damian takes one glance at the room and grimaces—Tim’s eyes are glued to the floor, Dick’s acting as though there’s something very interesting on the ceiling, and Jason’s shirtless. He can’t quite see you behind Jason, though he doesn’t need to in order to guess what he’d just walked in on.
“Ugh, seriously Todd? That’s disgusting.”
You let your forehead hit Jason’s back, thoroughly embarrassed. He reaches back to caress your waist, and you know somewhere in that action there’s a reassurance that he’s going to get them out as soon as humanly possible.
“Yeah, seriously. This is our apartment, demon brat. Get out.”
“Maybe we should come back later…” Dick suggests, more awkward than in his usual character.
Jason glares up at the heavens. “Or never.”
“At least keep it in the bedroom, you animals.” Damian chastises.
Jason suddenly wishes he hadn’t thrown the remote so soon. “Our apartment.”
He looks back at you without moving the shield of his body, eyes apologetic. You meet gaze and turn your head to rest your cheek on him instead, your own hidden meaning of reassurance. It’s fine.
You can’t see them but you hear a shuffle and hope to god it’s not another vigilante.
You place a hand on Jason’s lower back and peer around his shoulder, seeing Tim turned back around towards the window and trying desperately to get Damian to move out of the way—Damian, seemingly having no regard for Tim’s urgency.
You’re not quite sure if it’s over discomfort or embarrassment in seeing you so undressed, or if it’s because his self-preservation kicked in when he saw the look on Jason’s face. Maybe both. Probably both.
Both.
“Will you stop?” Damian slaps his hand away. “We came here for a reason.” He looks past Tim at you, “Do you have—”
“No.” Jason cuts in, growing visibly more agitated.
Damian’s face contorts as he looks back up to Jason, “What is your—”
Now Dick cuts in, “Okay, that’s fine, we’ll just ask the old man.”
“Great.”
Dick pauses. “On the couch though, Jaybird?”
Jason takes a deep breath.
“Alright, ten seconds, then I get the gun taped under the table.”
That’s warning enough for Damian—he’s called that bluff once before and learned the hard way.
Tim doesn’t even take a second glance before hauling it out of your apartment, his cape getting caught on the window frame briefly before he scrambles away.
Dick calls out an apology to you before trailing out the window after him.
Jason lets out a heavy exhale and turns to you, hands gliding naturally to your waist.
“Fuck, I’m sorry.”
You shake your head. “Don’t need to be.”
He gives a low hum and wraps his arms around you, pulling you down with him as he crashes down onto the sofa.
“Should I feel bad about almost railing you into the couch?”
“I wouldn’t waste any tears over it. Not like it would’ve been the first time we did it.”
He laughs and tugs you further into his chest. You curl into him and close your eyes, thinking.
“Jay?”
“Hm?”
“How did Tim survive as Robin?”
“I’ve been asking that question for years.”
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Lowkey want to write a OPLA fanfic. Already have a OC, her backstory, love interest and everything planned out. I just have like four other fics that I am writing at the same time.
If anyone is interested, let me know!
Before the cross guild's morning meeting
You: [watching Crocodile repeatedly thumbing the spark wheel of his sputtering lighter, attempting to light up a cigar] I have a question.
Crocodile: [cocks an eyebrow over at you for your audacity, lips still stubbornly clasped around the cigar]
You: Using your sand, how fast can you get your sand particles to move?
Crocodile: [uses his hand to show you he can move them faster than your eye can see]
Mihawk: [stops reading the newspaper to look up at you]
Buggy, the one who invited you: [looking nervously between you and Crocodile]
You: can you do that while compressing the particles?
Crocodile: [shrugs]
Mihawk: [mildly suspicious of you] Why?
You: [looks between the three men, to realize you might have fucked up, so you start back-pedaling] Oh, no, uh, I just figured if he compressed his sand while trying to circulate it rapidly, the friction would create enough kinetic energy to produce heat that was hot enough to light his cigar. I wasn't, like, meaning to offend.
Crocodile: [lifts his finger in front of him and tries what you just said, and gets it to glow red with heat]
Buggy: UHH?
Mihawk: ( = _ =)?
Crocodile: [lifts his cigar to the glowing whirl of sand pulls off the cigar, and chuckles, swirling smoke escaping his nostrils] Oh this will bring so many more possibilities to me.
Buggy: great, nice going jackass, now he's even more powerful.
You: You probably could use it to cook someone.
Crocodile: excuse me?
Mihawk: shut up, little bird, stop giving him ideas.
Crocodile: [Cages you against the couch with his arms and leans in close] Keep talking, I want to know what fucked up thing is floating around in that little head of yours.
You: [pulls away from him and averts your gaze]
Crocodile: [uses his hook to pull your chin towards him to make you look at him] Look at me when I'm talking to you.
Mihawk: [sighs loudly and leans back in his chair] Leave them alone, Crocodile.
Crocodile: [ignores them] tell me
You: if you have enough sand to encase someone, you could cook them alive.
Buggy: That's kind of scary, kid.
Mihawk: [runs his hand over his face] What the fuck.
Crocodile: [laughs and ruffles your hair after he processes your words] I like this kid, good job Buggy for finding this one.
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————————————————— Bucky: Y/n...
Y/n: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck. —————————————————
Y/n: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Sam: Bucky is the scariest thing I could think of!
Bucky: Sam told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible
————————————————— John: Do you guys hear something? Y/n: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
Bucky & Sam: Burn
—————————————————While the Avengers is in a battle*
Bucky, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
Y/n: Take it back now y'all!
————————————————— Sam: *cooking*
Y/n: *kicks down door*
Y/n: *grabs knife from Sam's hand*
Y/n: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Sam:
Sam: What.
Bucky: They're trying to tell you they want to cook.
————————————————— Y/n: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Bucky, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Rocket in the background: And I won.
Y/n: you fucking liar.
—————————————————
Bucky, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Y/n: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Y/n:
Y/n: It's perfume
—————————————————
Y/n: If I didn't know better, Bucky, I'd say you were scared. Bucky: Heh, scared?
*absolute silence*
Bucky: DID YOU HEAR THAT?! —————————————————
John: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Bucky: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult —————————————————
Sam: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Bucky: We're chopsticks! Sam: Well... that's cute!
Sam: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Y/n: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
————————————————— Bucky: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Y/n: You and me!
Bucky: *tearing up* Ok.
“horror movies of the 1980s exist at the glorious watershed when special visual effects finally catch up with the gory imaginings of horror fans and movie makers. technical advances in special effects (animatronics, liquid and foam latex) meant the human frame could be distorted to grotesque new dimensions on screen. 1980s horror movies delivered the full colour close-up, look-no-strings-attached, special effect in a way that previous practitioners of the art could only dream about. everything lurking in the shadows in older horror movies was now dragged into the garish light of day. the monsters were finally out of the closet.”
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