Tony: so, do either of you want to tell me what the HELL you were thinking?
Harley: .....
Peter: ......
Tony: really? Nothing at all? No defense for your actions?
Harley: you’re not asking the right questions here Tony.
Tony: ok Harley than tell me, what is the right question to ask the teenagers that ruined their school’s museum trip by firing a CANNON at their BUS?!?!?
Peter: it wasn’t like we were trying to hit the bus!
Tony: that doesn’t matter Peter! You still got suspended! You know most kids are suspended for causing a fight NOT FOR CAUSING A CANNONFIRE!
Harley: the better question is why the hell did the museum have a loaded cannon in the first place?
Peter: yeah! Who keeps a cannonball in the cannon? It’s a museum, people vist all the time! I mean that’s just common sense.
Tony: you know what should also be common sense? To not PLAY WITH A F*CKING CANNON!
Give my sad witches
Their gay blonde lover
egg
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The reason you love “Agatha All Along” is because it was written by Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez, the duo who wrote Let It Go.
We are under the same spell all those five year olds be under. ❄️❄️❄️ (They’ve also written every intro to the episodes so far.)
I love you realism in hermitcraft fanfics. I love you seasons in the hermitcraft I love you more animals in hermitcraft I love you real food and cooking and needing to drink water to live and non-minecraft mechanics I love you still being shaken up after respawning I love you proper days and nights and hot and cold and dreams and little moments. I love hermits changing clothes and making bowls and forks and trading with villagers and singing and dancing and being real. I love worldbuilding based on hermitcraft.
HELLO ??? BRO CAN YOU EVEN TRY TO ACT STRAIGHT AROUND HOUSE OR..
The stars all disappear from the sky.
"Your freckles... they're a perfect match to the sky right now."
Stars are all dead gods.
"You're wearing so much glitter that you look like a fucking night's sky."
Constellations are maps to the treasures humanity has yet to find.
"I'll stargaze with you, darling."
The stars are in love with the earth.
"Don't listen to stars, baby. They're lying to you. They're always lying to you."
they were so doomed. rio bent the rules of the universe for her. she gave her six whole years, but that is so little. that’s not enough time at all. there would never be enough time and agatha hates her for it, forever. and in the end, rio still weeps for her
<I loved being a witch>
the suffering never ends
I'm back babyyyyy, let's go, revamped and renewed. đź—Ł
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