In Every Universe Except This One...

I’m just imagining the bystanders perspectives of the vlog, watching these 3 guys just legging it through downtown London

Like imagine you’re in London with your family, and suddenly this absolutely MASSIVE 6’5 guy barrels past you, and then you turn and an almost equally as tall blond kid with a camera is right behind him, and the kid then turns to shout encouragements and swears to a third, much smaller guy, who is wearing the same outfit as the first one, struggling behind them

Sometimes a family is a gay teenage witch, his recently resurrected twin brother, the parents of the body he’s possessing, the ghost of his babysitter who kills all her covens, Death, a rabbit, a presumed dead witch who you don’t consider your mom, a bunch of scrap metal, and Patti Lupone

Did someone ask for:

woc reprentation?

Muslim representation?

wlw representation?

Non binary representation?

All of the above, simultaneously?

If you said yes to any of those,

here's what you've been looking for

We didn't forget about it.

The media is silencing it.

This is 100% twitters fault i hate u bitches. Poor fucking kids dealing with this shit 24/7.

Ranboo is terrified to do or say anything

Tommys so anxious he talks to his therapist and is taking a break from Twitter

Tubbo made a fucking SONG abt how much he hates Twitter.

PLS LEAVE THESE POOR KIDS ALONE

I’ll see you at the end ✨

A group of immortals gather out in the woods for their once per century meeting only to realize they are being stalked by a chain-saw wielding serial killer. Amused they decide to play a game with them. After two days of hunting the group, the serial killer starts to realize something is wrong

no the POINT is NOT that rio was the first person to ever show agatha love blah blah soft girlfriends battling the trauma of abuse NO

the POINT is that THE PERSONIFICATION OF DEATH saw a human being so DEVOTED to the act of living that they COULD NOT comprehend dying and fell in LOVE with her and that HUMAN BEING saw this entity that NO ONE is meant to survive and and fell in LOVE with her

the POINT is that they EXIST in PERFECT tandem and in COMPLETE contradiction to each other. the POINT, the IRONY, is that they give each other exactly what they need, but must take from each other the only thing they want.

kathryn hahn and aubrey plaza from joe locke’s recent ig post

they’re so silly omg i luv them

“It’s giving ‘middle-aged second chance at love’ vibes and I’m here for it.” “Definitely a sip-your-tea-with-both-hands kind of place.”