The Term 'ship' Is Too Vague. I Don't Think They Should Date I Think They Should Be Fucking Regularly.

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nuance lovers: fuck off. you either use the website or the app. there’s two options. there is no nuance option. even if you blog with your fridge you’ve either downloaded the app or logged in to the site.

Actalus takes that "consent is sexy" thing to a whole new level.

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how do I be interested in people without being obsessive. like I want you to tell me your thoughts why you like this ship why you draw this character like this what are your opinions on that fan fiction or on this headcanon. but if I just go to ppl and ask them directly I will look weird af.

I have some beef with jgy stans not because I hate him or because I think he's a bad person but because they always make him so... perfect?? and that's just plain boring. I usually like people for their flaws and the fanfics are usually like.... "he's super humble he doesn't like luxury and has superior taste and doesn't seek admiration from people and would never ever do anything purely selfish (I'm not talking about the cRiMeS and if they are justified I mean like. little everyday things??) and always thinks about common people and so uwu cool and understandind and great and..." come on. come on. that's boring. I fell asleep.

like I'm not saying that doing this is wrong or not canon or smth but that's just not how I see him. I like the worst of him not the best of him.

have you ever read rpf (real person fanfiction)?

"He would not fucking say that" but it's "He would not handle someone having a breakdown in front of him like that."