Literally Any Ship That Isnt Nessian

Red queen - a summary:

Red Queen 1:

Glass sword:

Kings cage:

War storm:

Since you're the best skibidi rizzler how would u pizza up all the rq characters?

welp here goes:

Maven: "Is it hot in here, or just you" - followed by me serenading him with a one woman hamilton production (cus he likes the theatre ya see)

Mare: "Are you lightning? Cuz I wanna make you McQueen" - and then I would choose literally anything over her (i sensed a recurring theme in the books and it seemed to end well for all parties 🥰)

Cal: "Are you a campfire? cuz I want s'more" - and then i'd pull out marshmellows and we'd make s'mores

Kilorn: "Are you a fisherman? Cuz i'm hooked" - before becoming a fish and doing the macarana (in my head he isn't exactly straight so idk what to do for him)

Iris Cygnet: "Am I drowning or just looking into your eyes?" - and then she'd probably actually drown me but like in a cool fun way

Evangeline: I am not getting in the way of my fave girl kissers, but if i did - "Are you a steel drum? Because the rhythm of your heartbeat is music to my ears"

Im actually well proud of some of these, I guess thats why they call me the best skibidi rizzler

When the brain worms are sounding a lot like rereading Kings Cage for the 12th time.

My Roman Empire is that Thomas never got a surname 😔

Justice for maven victim #1

Bedtime is my favourite time of day

You, every night.

I just saw a fic where mare was in on mavens plan and they ruled together, it was really short, I’m pretty sure it was less than a thousand words but I’m low-key considering something similar but multi part, like a good long fic

Lmk what yall think

Jess

My shala (maven calorie deficit)

canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

What? That’s so unrelatable *walks away with a maven bodypillow shaped lump in my throat*

Tbh I will DIE for Maven bodypillow

Maven Calore.

FINAL RESULTS 🥳

I've got 90% of chapter 1 done, just need to edit and wrap it up, can't wait for yall's to read this

MAREVEN FANFICTION