Noooooo U

Let's be clear for a second. I'm only reblogging this so I can rant later with the help of some friends to proof read because I'm going to be misspelling a lot from the blatant ignorance. I love y'all dont forget that but imma set some things straight in a week or 2

You’re panphobic? Not cool. Actually, it’s kinda nasty. Pansexuals and Bisexuals are both valid. If you’re bi and panphobic or pan and biphobic You. Are. Dumb.

...okay. if you are bi and panphobic that’s called having common sense. pansexuals are inherently biphobic by definition. if you can’t accept that then leave my blog, bro.

Name: Doodle 💙💜

Gender: female

Star Sign: pisces ♓

Height: 5'9"

Sexuality: Pansexual + Polyamorous

Hogwarts House: Slytherin 💚💚💚

Fav Animal: Horses (riding since I was a baby) or Starfish (no clue why)

Average Amount of Sleep: 2 hours (I'm gonna die)

Current Time: 9:32

Blankets you Sleep With: one fluffy Hogwarts blanket

Dogs or Cats: Cats 😼

Dream Job: Organismal Biologist with a focus in Ecology

When I Made my Blog: Beginning of Quarantine

Followers: 65 (I love you all 😘)

Why I Made a Tumblr: Because Newsies

Reason for URL: I played Racetrack Higgins in our local production of Newsies 3 years in a row (it was a bit of a problem, we were broke) and everyone kept telling me I was really good at his iconic line "the woild is yer erster, ya know, ya fancy clam wit a poyle inside" soooooo yeah

Tagging: @agentsnickers @jewishdavidjacobs @luv-ya-hun @imperfectapollo @narvaeztrash @thespacegeranium and anyone else who wants to do this!💚💙💜

Get to know the writer

I was tagged by @captianrexisboo – tysm! I love this stuff lmao. I’ll try my best not to overshare today 

Instructions: tag 10 followers that you want to get to know better

NAME: Aubrey

GENDER: female

STAR SIGN: Capricorn

HEIGHT: 5′ 6″

SEXUALITY: straight

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Ravenclaw

FAVORITE ANIMAL: either pigmy goats or sea turtles

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 7-8

CURRENT TIME: 10:58 am

BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: comforter with or without sheets, but also a fuzzy purple blanket I drag around to school, vacations, etc. 

DOGS OR CATS: cats, but I like dogs too :)

DREAM JOB: a novelist or college professor why not both?

WHEN I MADE MY BLOG: this blog’s about a month old now, but I’ve been on Tumblr since like 2014 under a different blog

FOLLOWERS: 165

WHY I MADE A TUMBLR: Originally? I was 13 and thought that Tumblr was edgier than Pinterest lol. Recently though I fell into the nightmare that is the Star Wars vortex and I needed a place to Vent and Scream into the Void about Obi-Wan Kenobi

REASONS FOR URL: Elgarain was the name my favorite SW OC. I also stan one (1) high jedi general of the Republic so I just combined the two 

PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW (I’m including some artists, not just writers. This is a no-pressure whatsoever tag 😊): @xxglossii, @doctorsteeb, @generalekenobi, @sana-katarn, @harisaenaja, @stanakin96, @nilhenwen, @generic-geek-girl, @jaigrex, @just-a-dot

Mike; what if our phones worked like the magic mirror from Snow White?

Ike: Siri Siri on my phone, how the fuck do I get home?

Clearly you’re mistaken cuz you’re definitely the cutest and the bestest and the most amazing and the sweetest and the awesomest and the smartest and I love you 💕 💕💕

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Elmer for the instrument thing?

Elmer plays flute and piccolo!

When he was in 5th grade, his school did a thing called "Try Band", which is basically where kids can go in and try different instruments to see what they want to play when the next school year came around.

He knew he didn't want to play any of the brass instruments, they just seemed too loud and in your face. So he tried woodwinds. He started with clarinet and saxes, but found that he didn't like how similar and relatively easy they were to play.

But then in the corner of the stage, he saw the flutes. He had seen people play them before and he had always thought they sounded nice, but what really sold it for him was how difficult the flute is to play. He watched so many people struggle as they tried to make a sound come out, most failing and giving up. When he tried, it took him a few tries, but he eventually got out a shaky and quiet but definite sound. They girl running the section smiled at him and told him that he seemed destined for it, and that was that.

Now fast forward about a year and a half, and he's gotten pretty good. He can play lots of pieces and he thoroughly enjoys practicing. So he decides to take up another instrument, just for fun. And the natural decision is piccolo.

He started taking private lessons and he didn't really feel the need to tell anyone because he didn't think he was all that good. In reality, he was excelling quickly for someone who just picked it up.

Fast forward again and it's junior year. Elmer's in the top band at the school and they were sight reading through a piece to see if they would play it for their upcoming concert. Everyone loved the piece. Each part was complicated and fascinating and everyone wanted to play this piece so badly. So imagine their disappointment when they learn that they need a piccolo, and they don't have one. As everyone's sulking about their lost song, Elmer quietly tells the director that he's been playing piccolo for 2 and a half years and he would be happy to play it fir the concert. From that day on, everyone praised him for saving their concert and their hearts, and every time someone mentioned it, Elmer just blushes and says it's no problem and that anyone would have done it.

As for what bands he's in, Elmer loves music so obviously he's in concert band and he loves the orchestral music, so orchestra was no question. The only band he didn't join was jazz band and not because he didn't enjoy playing the music. He just didn't want to play an instrument that wasn't similar to flute.

I hope this satisfied your ask!💜

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

Do not keep scrolling

Go and block me instead.

I don’t care if you see this from me or someone else. Go to my blog and block me so we never accidentally cross paths

Happy New Year ~

Davey: Jack stop napping and go sell the rest of your papes.

Jack: Napping sounds so childish. I prefer the term horizontal life pause.

i mean this in the meanest way possible, if you as a leftist, in an attempt to 'punish' the democrats, either didn't vote or voted for a third party, go fuck yourself. you chose your own self righteousness over actually doing good.

Buttons: Tommy, are you okay?

Tommy Boy: Yes, why?

Buttons: Because you asked the cashier at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.