The-circumstances - Support Your Local Crematorium

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

Specs: I heard you like bad boys.

Specs: Well I’m bad at everything.

Specs: *winks with both eyes*

good parents dont hit their children. good parents dont touch their children inappropriately. good parents dont scream at their children. good parents dont manipulate their children. good parents dont imprison their children at home. good parents dont threaten their children. good parents dont starve their children. good parents dont harass their children.

good parents do not abuse their children.

Beardrew!!!!

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

Race: This thing between Spot and I is super casual.

Spot: I wouldn’t even classify it as a “this”.

Newsies: This is your wedding day.

Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to just send you posts they think you’d like or talk to you about random parts of their day

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

*at the beach*

Smalls: There’s heterosexual glitter everywhere!

Specs: Heterosexual gli- you mean sand?

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

*At the doctor’s office*

Romeo: Any news?

Doctor: Just waiting for your x-ray.

Romeo: But I’ve never dated anyone named ray.

Doctor:

Doctor: And we might do a brain scan as well.