I'm Feeling Attacked

Raphael at 2am: MY ANACONDA DONT

MY ANACONDA DONT

MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE

BECAUSE IM ASEXUAL HUN

B-but what about the daughter Ty will maybe DEFINITELY adopt with Kit??

no one:

literally no one at all:

me: Julian Blackthorn and Emma Carstairs will 100% name their first daughter Livia and i can’t stop thinking about this.

When I saw this on Pinterest I immediately thought of all the dumbass characters this applied to

Will, Matthew, Alec when he's mean to Clary, Kieran when he gets Emma whipped, Julian when he's all Slytherin, Kit when he tells Ty he wished they never met, Alastair trying to survive life at the academy, I can't think of any others but I'm SURE that's not it

“No more. The yin fen has taken so much from me: my family, the years of my life, the strength in my body, the breath in my lungs. It will not take from me this too: the most precious thing we are given by the Angel. The ability to love. I love Tessa Gray. And I will make sure that she knows it.”

HEADCANON THAT HE FINDS LOVE LETTERS SENT FROM THOMAS TO ALASTAIR

Kit lives in Cirenworth now so that means he's bound to find things that belonged or are connected to Alastair and Cordelia. Like maybe he ends up sleeping in what used to be Cordelia's room and/or finds some of Alastair's daggers. I hope we see this in TWP 🥺

Friendly reminder that Catarina called Magnus an idiot within the first 10 seconds of meeting him, and that Catarina's first conversation with Ragnor was about how utterly stupid Magnus is

Ok so here I am reading the codex for the first time and I'm realizing that the only pronouns it uses are she/hers. IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME A LITTLE SAD HOW SURPRISED I WAS WHEN I REALIZED IT. I AM SO USED TO THE DEFAULT PRONOUNS BEING HE/HIM, AND I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE THE FEMALE REPRESENTATION

YOU GO CASSIE, AND FUCK YALL HATERS WHO KEEP SHITTING ON HER

SHE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN

#teamthomastair

Jordelia: We are the superior couple of TLH!

Blackdale: No, we are!

Arianna: Most obviously, none of you beat me and Ariadne.

Thomastair: *hands intertwined and both have sunglasses on* WEAK. All of you. We are.

Grace and Christopher: wait, you guys got a ship name??

Thomas: I’m dating Alastair

James: Holy mother of God

Matthew: Oh my god! I can’t believe it

Thomas: And I’m in love with him

Christopher: That is brand new information

Thomas: You already know, don’t you?

All three at the same time: A little bit

I-

booty shorts that have “Jem Carstairs is a top” written across the back