Am I The Only One Who Noticed The Narnia Reference In Tlbotw?😂

Kit: when we have a daughter we should name her Lizard and call her liz and people would be like "oh, is that short for Elizabeth?" and she'll have to say "no, my name is lizard."

Ty: you are officially never allowed to touch a birth certificate

Ty:

Ty: and since when are we having a daughter?

Ahhh why😭

Don’t worry about me

A depressing Lily fic inspired by this post, so thank you @consul-lightwood-bane and @littleminacarstairs for the idea :) 

(tagging @themostawesomehuman @idontgetit-whydoihavetosaymyname @everysquareinch @friendlyneighbourhoodreader @brotherlipsmackariahs bc for some reason y’all like my writing)

Sorry in advance for my writing i wrote this way too late at night

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“Why if it isn’t my favorite little blueberry!” Lily Chen smiled as she walked into the Lightwood-Bane household. “Hey Maxie! Hi Rafe!” 

“Auntie Lily!!” The two cried. Max was barley shorter than Lily now, his blue hair tickled her nose as she gave him and Rafe a quick embrace. She could hardly call them little now, with Rafe being a fully trained Shadowhunter who was nearly half a head taller than her and Max not far behind. 

“Lily!” Magnus emerged from his and Alec’s room at the end of the hall, fully dressed in a maroon button-down shirt laced with an intricate gold pattern and matching bottom. Alec followed his husband out of the room, though he was dressed much less flamboyantly, sporting a simple black shirt and pants. 

“You two look spectacular!” Lily winked, her eyes teasing. “Though your shirt is looking a little rumpled there Alec.” 

Magnus smiled. “You do too.” Lily was wearing a pale blue trench coat that matched her hair over a simple white t-shirt and black jeans that made the most of her lack of height.

Lily smirked. “I better. This jacket is a favorite of mine.”

Alec blushed and shook his head, his dark hair glowing in the sunset. “Thanks for agreeing to watch the kids tonight, Lily.”

“Never an issue! I love these two! Plus it’s always nice, having an excuse to put Elliot in charge.” She laughed at Alec’s horrified expression. “Make the clan breathe a sigh of relief when I return.”

Rafe made a sound of protest. “Dad, I’m nearly thirteen. I can watch myself and Max. Not that I don’t like seeing you Auntie Lily.” Lily feigned hurt.

Magnus laughed. “It’s never a bad thing to have Lily around, Raf. Besides, she can help you out if Max turns into an uncontrollable bat again.”

Max made a face. “Hey!! That was one time. One time.” The loft filled with laughter, and Alec and Magnus said their goodbyes.

“Have fun tonight boys!” Lily wiggled her eyebrows, causing Magnus to laugh, and Alec to blush (again).

“Thanks again Lily!”

“See you tomorrow!”  

As soon as the door closed, Lily pushed back her long, jet-black hair and clapped her hands together. “So. What do you boys have planned?”

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Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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Honestly just Jem and Church's relationship guys. I would rival their love with the love Jem has for Tessa.

#Jurch

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Tessa: sure

*meanwhile*

Kit: what do we say when someone hurts the people that we love?

Mina: we stab them in the knee

Kit: that’s my girl. And what do we say when the people that we love are angry at us for stabbing someone

Mina: you’re not the boss of me

Kit: perfect

Literally 17 pages into tlbotw, Shinyun has already appeared and things are already so problematic that I gotta take a breath like fuck I came here for the fluff not pain