Hours Have Been Shit At Work And Now I'm Missing 2 Weeks Because Of Gallbladder Surgery. My Mom Is Planning

Well then I guess people are dying then.

Murray: I've only had Alexei for a day and a half

Murray: but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Flash warning for the bottom clip!! It’s just a Timelapse of this.

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

I'm not goblin myself but this feels like peak goblin to me...think of all the things you can fit in this baby...think of the ease of gathering...the power...

Decided to actually draw the number one blorbo.

Yes, it’s not good to have Rorschach as my blorbo. No I do not care. He’s interesting. I want to put him in a petri dish and see what he grows (probably something carcinogenic).

happy pride to trans people who are out and are still misgendered. happy pride to trans people who are 'out' but don't correct people when they're misgendered. happy pride to every trans person who is technically out but everyone around them pretends that they never came out of the closet in the first place.

a computer dreams of being a cowboy

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf