Aziraphale Is Angy

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Foggy morning

Advocate.com

West Virginia Republicans want to ban transgender people from public spaces, call them ‘obscene’

One bill would define trans people as “obscene matter” and make them keep their distance from schools, while another would force mental heal

We warned you this is where this is going.

Bitches love my boyish charm and thousand yard stare

mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. momnmy?🥴

Tumblr: creates a whole ass movie

Also tumblr: the gay will still be subtext

sunshine- what’s the nicest compliment you’ve ever gotten?

lover - how do you show someone you like them?

boo - what’s your dream date?

Wow wasn’t expecting anyone to do this!

Sunshine - someone once told me I had a nice smile which was lovely as I was insecure about my teeth at the time

Lover - words mainly but I guess physical touch too

Boo - botanical gardens 🥰 followed by going to a restaurant

playing a little dress up (or at least Crowley is bc let’s be realistic Aziraphale probably wore the exact same thing for a century)

Whilst I can't help with understanding ferns I can offer you a picture of magnified fern spores that look like little bugs

it is with horror and delight i can inform you that these are not the spores themselves but rather several round clusters (called sori, or one sorus) of sporangium (which are the things that individually look like little bugs) which look like that because they each hold the spores in a little packet sealed like a cursed wet uncrustable whos water-filled edges gradually dry on exposure to air, causing them to shrink until the tension rips the packet open and pulls them back into a tense straight line, at which point said edge cells have lost so much water that air comes flooding in and the uncrustable slams back together and the spores go flying like a catapult

heres a video with soothing music in the background to help counteract the fact that in action they actually do look like uncomfortably writhing bugs.

and yeah. they just kind of get away with that every day