The-dapper-dyke - Dapper Dyke

Amanita muscaria

“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.

some fluffy birbs for your viewing pleasure

a big beautiful gay man i can only assume my gay brothers would call a bear occasionally shops at my work and i lose my mind every time i see him because every time i see him he’s wearing a different flamboyant shirt and every time i see one of those ridiculous patterned shirts I Have A Moment because i, a big beautiful butch lesbian, so far own EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RIDICULOUS SHIRTS TOO FFFJGJJ

req'd by @tastetherainbowbitchskittles

but what if it did... anyway?

text: It doesn't get a dexterity save, it is a Tree

get behind me girl I'll protect you from phones without headphone jacks

my kids are gonna be like mommy what’s an ipad and i’m going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.

"The end of life, but not of love"

My little tribute to Techno. It's taken me months to make. Picked up a little art board sometime last year and just started sketching away, planning each little detail for days at a time. Each little symbol hidden in the vines is a nod to his friends or notable events, like the golden bell in his hand representing the sellout timer. Or the potatoes for the war with squid kid. I think he'd be proud of it. I don't know if it'll ever be finished, there's so many other things that could be added to it. I'll probably be working on it up until I decide where to send it off to. But I hope it does him justice. I hope it honors his memory. Kings used to get elaborate manuscripts created to record their lives, so why shouldn't he? Again, not sure when or if it'll ever be finished. But it's here, I guess.