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a butch dyke and her boots ☆

Ducky by a pond!! Frog is singing for them. :)

some fluffy birbs for your viewing pleasure

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we kissed as the sky fell in, holding you close

Hazel catkins 😊

Embroidery is such a fun hobby 🧵🪡

I can see why someone would worship a tree. Not every tree but some of them tempt me to idolatry. Like... Anyone else get this

‘A Young Brown Owl’ by Edwin John Alexander, c. 1907.

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

Marisa: Asriel and I have this easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Asriel: -sentences

Marisa: Don’t interrupt me.

1720 🌸

Happy 10 years to Spiders Georg

That's 36 and a half million spiders! Good job Georg!

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

Whilst I can't help with understanding ferns I can offer you a picture of magnified fern spores that look like little bugs

it is with horror and delight i can inform you that these are not the spores themselves but rather several round clusters (called sori, or one sorus) of sporangium (which are the things that individually look like little bugs) which look like that because they each hold the spores in a little packet sealed like a cursed wet uncrustable whos water-filled edges gradually dry on exposure to air, causing them to shrink until the tension rips the packet open and pulls them back into a tense straight line, at which point said edge cells have lost so much water that air comes flooding in and the uncrustable slams back together and the spores go flying like a catapult

heres a video with soothing music in the background to help counteract the fact that in action they actually do look like uncomfortably writhing bugs.

and yeah. they just kind of get away with that every day

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

Concept art for Robin Hood by Ken Anderson

req'd by @thevioletsunflower

true facts on this day

text: Cats are terrifying Everyone knows that. They're witches and they got knives in their feet

The Kraken

The Knight and her Princess

Broke: vampires are vulnerable to the trappings of Christianity only, particularly Catholicism, no matter how dubiously applied. (See: Van Helsing's Communion wafer grouting).

Woke: vampires are vulnerable to sincere faith of all kinds, and atheist vampire-hunters need to believe very strongly in the Power of Friendship or their love of Star Trek to get by.

Bespoke: vampires are vulnerable to the faith that they followed when they were alive, and hunters tracking down an ancient vampire are obliged to learn about Neo-Babylonian theology or Middle Palaeolithic bear cults.

sunshine- what’s the nicest compliment you’ve ever gotten?

lover - how do you show someone you like them?

boo - what’s your dream date?

Wow wasn’t expecting anyone to do this!

Sunshine - someone once told me I had a nice smile which was lovely as I was insecure about my teeth at the time

Lover - words mainly but I guess physical touch too

Boo - botanical gardens 🥰 followed by going to a restaurant

Tumblr: creates a whole ass movie

Also tumblr: the gay will still be subtext

fingers crossed

Mary Malone is finally a canon lesbian. We won!!!

“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.

mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. momnmy?🥴