I Think My Hoarding Problems Can Be Traced Back To Whenever My Mom Lent Me Her Facebook To Play Candy

So, my last week in a nutshell

Me:*finally has emotional stability*

Steven Universe the Movie, Desperada and Reflectdoll:We're about to end this man whole's career

#SU

#MLB

#let's make s+p a derogatory term 2k22

Rb if you would not be S+P approved

I have come to a horrible realization

This motherfucking trash:

Shares her surname with this honorable gentleman:

What a disgrace to the Nanami's

My disappointment is inmesurable and my day is ruined

After rewatching the series before the launching of Ephemeral, this is where I currently stand with the characters:

Angstrien Depreste:

Marinette:

Alya:Blog™

Nino: DJ™

Ivan: Emo™

Kim: Muscle™

Max: Nerd™

Nathaniel: Draws™

Marc: Writes™

Mylène: Ecology™

Alix: Skates™

Juleka: Goth™

Rose & Jagged:

Sabrina: Oh right she exists

Mary-Zoe: Jared Leto is now playing Chloé

Gabriel, Audrey and Lila:

Tom: Bakes™

Roland: Boomer Bakes™

Sabine: China Mom™

Nathalie, Kagami, Gorilla, Penny, Mendeleiev, Butler Jean & Su Han: Holds the braincells of all Paris

Fu, Bustier, Mayor Bourgeois, literally every other adult in this show:

The kwamis: Cute I guess

Last but not least:

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

She should have done shit like this to Patricia a lot more

Listen, Movie! Adrien is a ctrl c + ctrl v of Scarlet Lady! Adrien but they added 5mg of depression

For actual adult Scooby Doo they needed 2 things:

Bisexuality

On screen tax fraud. Like why do you think they're always in that van. They're Howl Pendragoning.

Literally though this person gets it

What should have been a shower thought but it's actually a just-before-going-to-sleep thought:

As far as I know, there's no historical recording about why is hide and seek a thing. Sure, we have our childhood memories, our parents sharing theirs, stories of children playing it from XVIII century to Middle Age, but never a reason for the game on itself. One could say it's for fun, but the rules are:

•If you seek: You wait for them to hide while standing on a certain spot, and you have to catch ALL of the players to win

•If you hide: You are not to be found, and you must reach a certain spot to win.

Now, what does it reminds you of?

Any particular event?

Or maybe a lot of events?

What I'm getting at is, as chess is a child-friendly recreation of wars during Feudalism, hide and seek might as well be a representation of the mythical Trojan war or the neverending conquerors-conquered territories dynamic.