The-fabrication-organization - Lacrecia Evans

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I may be childless, but people tell me all the time that they transitioned (at least in some part) because of me. That's how trans people reproduce. I'm basically breeding you every time that I tell you to take hrt. Get pregnant for me, "cis boy."

You have to keep transitioning until you discover that you actually do love dancing and sex. Please.

I love it when dudes are like "question everything. Be critical about the world" and what they mean is "I think politics is controlled by evil wizards"

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

if they ignore your safeword, they are abusing you. if they punish you for safewording, they are abusing you. if they tell you you can't have a safeword, they are abusing you. you have the right to withdraw consent whenever you want, and face no repercussions for it, no matter what anyone else tries to sell you.

trying to do sexy pain-based powerplay dynamics with a girl who's quitting smoking so instead of burning me with the cherry while she fucks me she just has to throw her nicotine-free vape battery at my head as hard as possible

You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.