Ok So You Support The Disabled, Disordered, And Mentally Ill. But Are You Normal When Someone Takes Long

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

my watch doesn't quite communicate notifications right, so any time I get a note on Tumblr, this is what I see :/

it's not even on that post

vampire squid

I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.

Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.

tired ford please give me strength for groceries

added a little something to the background :)

she fight on my dick till I club (I gave up like halfway through this lmao)

Here’s some Jane doe art I’ve done :3

i seem to have stumbled upon a subset of younger gay trans dudes currently using fight club to examine their gender and sexuality. and honestly i think even if he hates tyler durden chuck palahniuk would understand and probably respect that. i mean, he is a gay man. it’s not like the homoeroticism was put there on accident. lol.

If this post gets 5k notes by February 1st, I’ll do something cool

Like a backflip

And I’ll film it

Edit: I’m changing it from 5k to 1k because 5k is just too unrealistic

If I do somehow get 5k though, I’ll do something even cooler

Like two backflips

Edit: [the goal has been reached. I will start practicing backflips once my exams are over and will have the video posted sometime in February. Thank you, everyone!]

Edit again: for everyone who saw the “100 billion notes for 3 backflips” thing, I’ll be extending the challenge date to my birthday(August 18). If this post doesn’t have 100,000,000,000 notes by then, the challenge will officially be over. Good luck everyone!