i am jack’s bitter apathy.
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NEVER ask a self taught artist how to draw!!! they don’t know they did that EITHER babe!!!!
we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.
If this post gets 5k notes by February 1st, I’ll do something cool
Like a backflip
And I’ll film it
Edit: I’m changing it from 5k to 1k because 5k is just too unrealistic
If I do somehow get 5k though, I’ll do something even cooler
Like two backflips
Edit: [the goal has been reached. I will start practicing backflips once my exams are over and will have the video posted sometime in February. Thank you, everyone!]
Edit again: for everyone who saw the “100 billion notes for 3 backflips” thing, I’ll be extending the challenge date to my birthday(August 18). If this post doesn’t have 100,000,000,000 notes by then, the challenge will officially be over. Good luck everyone!
Inserts a note into the vending machine asking if it wants anything
The machine requests a hug.
"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
had to get something out of my system
crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled
omnisexual transmasc enby and questioning demiromantic they/hecall me moss if ya want I post art sometimes but am mostly just here to look at my scrukles :]
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