Apple In The Orchard - A Big Macintosh Comic 🍎 ✨

i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

Bloody and bruised >

crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

please laugh I spent 10 minutes on this

I guess this is what would happen if a werewolf bit a skeleton.

I got this gummy noodles thing for xmas and honestly it's so bad but I'm trying it eat it all rn so I don't have to do it later

hi. I'm aromantic and I'm angry. as are most of us. I have a couple things to say.

aromantic is a queer identity on itself, if someone is aromantic they are queer. this means a cishet allosexual aromantic man is queer. if you don't think a cishet allosexual aromantic man is queer, you don't really support aromantic people at all, and that's not very nice of you.

a queerplatonic relationship isn't just "friends with benefits" or "friendship plus" or whatever else you want to label it as. there's no set definition for queerplatonic relationships and there shouldn't be. a qpr is defined by the people in it deciding it's a qpr. nothing else.

friendship is not lesser than romance. fuck you.

that's all, thanks.

(mike voice) stop weezering the animatronics im gonna kill you

chicken parm my one true love

Hi my name is Narrator Soaps'hip Psychoboy Ikea Way and I narrate the story (that's how I got my name) I have brown hair and insomnia and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Tyler Durden (if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!).