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Life Stories That Suck

Part 1 of ?

How I lost my virginity, I'm sorry in advance.

BTW all names locations and such have been changed for privacy reasons. If you think you know who I'm talking about you probably dont.

I was 12, it was summer vacation and a few of my cousins and I went down to North Carolina for it. I was going into the 7th grade.

I didn't expect anything to happen on that trip, until I met my older cousins friends. For context here, my cousin, who we'll call Aaron, was 14 and all his local friends were 13 to about 15, I was 12 my other cousins, Grace, Micheal, and Lily, were 9, 10, and 12 in the same order as their names.

One of my cousins friends, who shall be referred to as Lucas, had a pretty shitty reputation of being a player, my dumbass was fucking obsessed with his malnourished white boy abs. With in about a week of being there we had sort of a werid flirty relationship.

One night my pale ass got SUPER sunburned to I went back to my cousins vacation house. I was sitting on the couch in a sports bra and shirts with sunburn cream on my shoulders, I was just playing OEM my phone when the door opened, it was Lucas.

I was really confused to why he was here, all of my cousins and their friends went to another house for something else. I told him that Aaron wasn't here and that he was at another friend for theirs house. He walked closer to me and said that he wasn't here for Aaron, then he kissed me.

It wasn't my first kiss but it was the best kissed I'd had up to that point. It started out by him pretty much just shoving his tongue in my mouth but it evened out prett th quickly. When we pulled away he asked me if I had enjoyed it, I did and told him to shut the hell up and kiss me again. I turned on some movie and we kept making out.

After making out for a few more minutes he asked me if I wanted to move this to the bedroom, NOW I finally told him I was a virgin, he said that it was ok and that he'd be gentle and make sure I was ok with everything before he did it.

He picked me up, dropped me, and then picked me up again. He took me to some bedroom (It was not my bedroom) and set me on the bed. He kissed me again and took off his shirt. He got one top of me, still kissing, and took my shirt off.

Eventually were both stripped down to our underwear, at this point I not only realized that if my cousin Aaron ever found out he would murder me and that this pretty much naked guy on top of me had a huge boner. He said to take off my underwear so I did. After some time he once again got on top of me but this time he put his dick in me. It was weird, it was awkward, and jesus christ I hated it but I didn't care. He started moving in a..weird way, if you've ever seen a fish out of water you'll have a pretty good idea of what he was doing. Any way for a good 30ish seconds he keeps doing that then phone rung.

I couldn't hear what they were saying but he put it on mute to tell me that he was putting it on speaker phone, I could care less so I just said ok. Then I heard Aaron's voice

He was asking why Lucas wasn't at the bonfire, Lucas just said that he got sunburned and that he was feeling sort of shitty, Aaron said ok then he asked if Lucas and I were fucking or something.

I started laughing, I didn't know why but Aaron and anyone he was with could definitely hear me wheezing, I also knew that because all Aaron said next was that this kind if awnsers his question.

(I know that this is super shittily written but I hope you like it. If I should make more of these let me know. Love yall!)

This is a super cute post but every time I see Thomas Brodie-Sangster in The Queens Gambit all I can think about is how he looks like a David Spade clone that just came out a little funny.

I don’t even know if I’m good enough. You’re the best there is. You beat me.          Anya Taylor-Joy and Thomas Brodie-Sangster in THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT (2020)

Don't we all

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Y'all can call me Kalely

The first 3 letters of your hometown + the last 3 letters of your name = your inner demon name.

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This minecraft short comic called "A strange Coast" made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecraft so perfectly and doesn't treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

WELL DAMN

Will Poulter Imagine - Broken Locks

AN:  I don’t normally write for real life people, I usually write about their characters when they’re in something as I’m best at character writing however this imagine came to me whilst I was in the shower and I wanted to write it. I know some people get funny about writers writing imagine for the real life people however this is purely fiction and for entertainment purposes. Will’s not going to see this and I personally see nothing wrong with writing a piece of fiction based around a real life human. 

Summary: You and Will are flat mates and when the bathroom lock breaks. What happens when boundaries are broken…

Pairings: Will Poulter x reader

Word Count: 2,159

Warnings: Strong language, lots of fluff at the beginning, smut at the end. Unprotected shower smut (use protection kids) 

Will was very kind to offer you a place to stay when you needed it. You recently had to leave your flat and you were good friends with Will after filming together last year so due to Will’s kind heart he offered for you to be flat mates with him. He had a small spare bedroom which you quickly moved into and that’s where it all started. 

You and Will hadn’t been flatmates very long before the bathroom door lock broke. You two soon had to learn trust and boundaries after that happened. You both became very good at being aware of when the other was in the bathroom at which time since you were both too lazy or too busy to get the locked fixed. 

Things seemed to be going well until one day when Will had gone out and had a bit too much to drink… Leading him to end up at the door of the bathroom whilst you were in the shower, begging to be let in…

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