“Am I Good For nothing, then?”

Inspired by the movie poster of "The Handmaiden" (great movie, go watch it)

Depicting the dynamics of the three main characters of the fanfic "Perfect Slaughter" by @asterdurge

I tried to give Caz the most Dracula-esque outfit possible, even added a little bat brooch. A man who keeps hundreds of bats in his dark castle (so that everyone who sets a foot inside knows that they are entering a vampire lair) would wear something like that.

Also Tyrus using Message to quietly communicate with his Astarion.

Astarion Ancunin and Tyrus Aman’del after killing Cazador and (un-) living their best (un-) lives adventuring and exploring the world.

Since both once mentioned how good the other would look in their respective outfits, Tyrus naturally gifts his lover the sun-protecting Cloak of Dragomir (since he is the only one who can wear that dusty rag with grace), while Astarion fulfils his dream of putting silver elven chainmail on his lover. + braiding his beautiful white hair at every opportunity. After all, his necromancer husband should be properly protected - while being as pretty as possible.

This scenario is definitely what will happen at the end of @asterdurge fanfic Perfect Slaughter! I cannot be convinced otherwise!!

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‘Before she could summon the servants, however, Sweetrobin threw his skinny arms around her and kissed her. It was a little boy’s kiss, and clumsy. Everything Robert Arryn did was clumsy. 

If I close my eyes I can pretend he is the Knight of Flowers. Ser Loras had given Sansa Stark a red rose once, but he had never kissed her … and no Tyrell would ever kiss Alayne Stone. Pretty as she was, she had been born on the wrong side of the blanket.

As the boy’s lips touched her own she found herself thinking of another kiss. She could still remember how it felt, when his cruel mouth pressed down on her own. He had come to Sansa in the darkness as green fire filled the sky. He took a song and a kiss, and left me nothing but a bloody cloak.It made no matter. That day was done, and so was Sansa. ‘

Unfinished unkiss piece I decided to merge with a quick sketch of Alayne and Sweetrobin to somehow depict the passage I posted . 

Based on the lovely and terrible fanfiction "Perfect Slaughter" by @asterdurge

The sweet drow vampire OC drinking the blood of this cute rabbit is the least worst thing happening in Chapter 19. The rest of the story about the undead life in the Szarr palace is also quite sad and horrible but this chapter really takes the cake.

Please mind the tags!

You thought it was just cats? No, no, a Rogue Trader's entourage (menagerie) includes all kinds of cute animals!

I haven't the faintest idea what to do with a pet fish. Do you peck at the wall or stare at it? Wouldn't either scare them to death? A Cthulhu monster is staring at them, and they'll have nowhere to swim. 

Well, to make up for that, I present Mermaid Cassia. Why haven't I seen any fanart of her with a fish tail yet? It's so obvious. If I ever finish this little comic series, I'll give Mermaid Cassia another proper portrait.

The Prophecy of the younger, more beautiful one.

I'm a huge fan of all the theories regarding the lady who will eventually cast Cersei down and I think it might be a combination of young woman and girls that all partly take away the few bits of Cersei's life that she actually cares about. While I also liked to see Lady Brienne of Tarth up in this list (as a knight whose beauty isn't skin deep but rather shines from her very soul - a fact Jaimie Lannister eventually realises) I choose the young queens and the ones that have/had potential to be a queen in the future. [Might later update this version with Shireen Baratheon who (just like Brienne) is far more beautiful on the inside and would eventually be a queen if daddy Stannies gets his claim to the iron throne.]

First of at least six comics about the Rogue Trader‘s pets. This time with Not-your-xenos-pet-mon‘keigh-cat Yrliet.

Such adorableness and tragedy considering how each pair was torn apart permanently :( There is only hope for the sweet sansan reunion! 

Sketch requests part 2:

1. Theon for @damphair

2. Ned and Cat for anon

3. Sandor for @nobodysuspectsthebutterfly

4. Jaime with Princess Rhaenys for @wickedjaime

Second comic with our favorite murder kitty.