“Um... Er, Well... Honestly, I Was Hoping For An Internship. I’m Working On Theoretical Physics In

Seeing "toxic yuri fan" in their blog header and skimming their last few dozen posts to see whether that's toxic yuri as in "I have ambivalent feelings about the central relationship in She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, a PG-rated cartoon for children" or toxic yuri as in "I want them to kill and eat each other".

vampire mistress who keeps her mansion dark but for the dim fireplace by which she resides. keeps the rooms cold but for the blankets at her feet and the sheets under which she falsely slumbers. keeps the corridors winding into new and bewildering routes, that lead you nowhere but back to her. who keeps her cabinets and door handles just a little room high to comfortably reach. who collars you with a ringing charm that lets her all her monstrous servants get just close enough that you can see them peering at you hungrily in the darkness. who makes all the furniture just a little too uncomfortable and unwelcoming.

all so curling up at her knees and begging for a soothing hand on your head becomes merely the most natural thing to do. and appears natural to her, so you never even realise every single step of this was planned to leave you the perfect, helpless, needy pet you are.

"Let me get this straight. You thought that I was just... Coincidentally avoiding your murder attempts?"

"Um. Yeah. Does this mean I'm a bad friend?"

"No! I mean, no. For a demon you're remarkably concerned about properly fulfilling the deal."

"W-well, if I don't fulfill the deal, I can't take your soul."

"..."

"..."

"Why'd you stop?"

"Huh?"

"Why'd you stop trying to kill me? One of them was bound to pan out. The sigil one was really clever."

"I just... I want to maximize the souls I damn before I go back."

"Mhm. Is that it?"

"I... I don't know, okay? I just feel weird killing you. It doesn't help that I need to fulfill the contract."

"If it helps, even with the murder attempts, you're the best friend I've ever had."

Atmos sits, still excited. "Okay, I'm ready for your questions! I've practiced, um... Oh, do you mind if I take notes?" He asks, worried.

Equal opportunity employment (open RP)

From television to billboard, radio to word of mouth, the same message was covering the entire town. Aperture was hiring. Previous experience didn’t matter, criminal record didn’t matter, it didn’t even matter if they were human! All that mattered was that Ramm needed staff, and he’d pay top dollar for workers! Damn the expense! (Your muse here) was waiting in the lobby for their name to be called. The person Ramm was previously interviewing was being escorted out by security staff. Dr. Jeremy Ramm himself soon followed. ”Right, who’s next.”

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[id: two drawings on a light blue background. One is of a purple tiefling from the legs up, not shaded, the other of Jester from critical role, shaded and from the chest up. At the top of the page is a title that says “Geekyowlet’s 200 mini raffle”. The text on the page is elaborated below. At the bottom of the page are the instagram, twitter, tumblr and ko-fi icons with usernames above them. The instagram one is @geekyowlet, the twitter one is @geekyowlet, the tumblr one is @geekydoesart, and the ko-fi one is @geekyowlet.]

tumblr has deleted this post like 5 times now but i think ive got it!

I’m almost at 200 followers so I figured I’d do a raffle!!

two winners will get to choose between either a full-body character or an icon of a character. I will do any character, including OCs

Rules

1 like = 1 entry, 1 reblog = 1 entry, you can reblog multiple times but dont spam your followers

this raffle is for followers only!! new followers are welcome but please don't spam your followers

no giveaway blogs please!!

please reference my commissions guide for this i will and will not draw

The raffle will end on Friday, December 21 at 12 PM PST! I’ll announce & contact the winners in the afternoon.

Thank you so much for all the support!!!!