I Just Got Polls, So Naturally I Have To Make One. Iiiiiit's Trolley Problem Time!

“its a metaphor for capitalism”

giving u $5 in exchange for the promise of a tbh who says sth like "i promise i am eating a real meal" (so that i can send it to friends who r worried about my eating habits lol)

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Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together.

It’s Einstein’s turn to count, and he closes his eyes. After counting to 10, Pascal runs away and hides.

Newton, on the other hand, very calmly draws a square on the ground, 1 meter on each side, in front of the place that Einstein counted, and goes to the middle of it and starts to wait.

When Einstein reaches 10, he opens his eyes and immediately says, “Newton, I found you!!” he shouts.

Newton smiles and says calmly: “You didn’t find me, you found Newton per square meter. So you found Pascal.”

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

being counter-charmed - or worse, silenced - is a bruise to the ego, certainly, but one may console oneself against the ignominy with the thought that at least this is the work of a fellow student of the mysteries, an equal in the Art.

true humiliation, now--! this comes only in the form of some rough-minded oaf of a woman - a bandit, perhaps, or one of the more contemptible varieties of knight - forcing her foul, calloused fingers into your mouth, and laughing - laughing! - when you bite down!

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speaking hypothetically, of course.

having a voice kink drives me crazy. because why is it that easy to turn me on?? listening to a dom coo in my ear and say dirty, perverted things? i am on my knees in an instant.

We All Got That Friend Who Think They Can Outwit The Gods And Evade Their Fate

dont you just hate it when the maiden you've rescued turns out to be a wee bit monstrous

What they don't want you to know about gay sex is that you don't even have to stick anything in a hole. You can have gay sex just grinding on each other's thighs while you give your partner hickies.

This applies to t4t, too.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!