"it's A Foxgirl Promise" Means It's The Most Trustworthy Thing In The Whole Wide World And You Have To

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

They stole you from your world when you were but a young girl, and they forged you into a magical weapon that has been feared across the cosmos. Now that the war is over and you’ve won, they send you back to the moment before they captured you. The skills, PTSD, and memories? Those never fade.

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

that "like what's up pronoun" tweet has ruined me it is constantly in the back of my brain

Atmos sits, still excited. "Okay, I'm ready for your questions! I've practiced, um... Oh, do you mind if I take notes?" He asks, worried.

Equal opportunity employment (open RP)

From television to billboard, radio to word of mouth, the same message was covering the entire town. Aperture was hiring. Previous experience didn’t matter, criminal record didn’t matter, it didn’t even matter if they were human! All that mattered was that Ramm needed staff, and he’d pay top dollar for workers! Damn the expense! (Your muse here) was waiting in the lobby for their name to be called. The person Ramm was previously interviewing was being escorted out by security staff. Dr. Jeremy Ramm himself soon followed. ”Right, who’s next.”

What they don't want you to know about gay sex is that you don't even have to stick anything in a hole. You can have gay sex just grinding on each other's thighs while you give your partner hickies.

This applies to t4t, too.

the weather is getting hot here so fair warning that i’m entering my insufferable hater season ✌️ peace and love tho

what if meijack (mayjack?), like her father, is weak for blondes

also a little farcille:

i am legally obligated to draw miguel spiderverse at least once