It Must Suck To Do An Assassinate And Have Everyone Cheering You On And Hyping You Up Cuz You Can’t

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

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Let those without sin cast the first stone.

this is entrapment

I should get a tattoo on the nape of my neck saying "Must be this tall to ride."

being counter-charmed - or worse, silenced - is a bruise to the ego, certainly, but one may console oneself against the ignominy with the thought that at least this is the work of a fellow student of the mysteries, an equal in the Art.

true humiliation, now--! this comes only in the form of some rough-minded oaf of a woman - a bandit, perhaps, or one of the more contemptible varieties of knight - forcing her foul, calloused fingers into your mouth, and laughing - laughing! - when you bite down!

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speaking hypothetically, of course.

In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers:  princesses and wizards.

Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’ This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.

I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her. 

That would be my kind of story.

tame witch

Sometimes the rouge ai housed in an incomprehensible superstructure can be a kind of princess, how fortunate would you be then to be completely enveloped by her grace for many hundreds of miles

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas