She Takes Studying Vampires Very Seriously

reminder that if you ever meet a sweet, morally good, chivalrous knight: it's your most sincere obligation to corrupt them. "but my vows," this, "this is against the rules," that. if you haven't completely fucked up their entire code of conduct and destroyed all ability to discern right from wrong without you being the one to tell them by the time you're done with them, then you need to up your game. inside that pretty, rule-following chained dog of a knight is someone yearning to be set free of their self-imposed shackles, and it's your duty to help them get there.

accidentally elbowed my tgirl roommate straight in the gut while moving some boxes and i’m pretty sure she moaned.

these new tumblr features are getting out of hand…..

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

if you're committing taboos and so on they have to be cooked properly. the rock sugar and soy sauce and sherry and spring onion are essential.

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god

that "like what's up pronoun" tweet has ruined me it is constantly in the back of my brain

its fine to walk around naked in front of your maids its like being naked in front of your pet dog