Excuse Me?

I NEED to use these

HEY TURN THIS INTO PEOPLE FROM NEVERMORE (please)

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

More Than Anything has my soul in its clutch

I was walking back home from a little treat trip earlier today and a beetle in the middle of the sidewalk tried squaring up to me and ykw I feel you, rage filled blood lusting bug, what a superb little guy

Eating tums gets me my chalk fix

I was never afraid of you rejecting me. I was afraid of you loving me back.

The length of time I spent laughing at this

Please tell me y’all get what I’m referring to cause I fucking lost or

(Not hate to the op)

Me flirting: "hey" *fumbles disastrously*

god was kinkshaming satan