This Guys Clothes Choices Are KILLING ME

I was walking back home from a little treat trip earlier today and a beetle in the middle of the sidewalk tried squaring up to me and ykw I feel you, rage filled blood lusting bug, what a superb little guy

344th place 😭

2023 list of luckiest to unluckiest birthdays

Me when kitty: Kitty!!!

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

Contributing to the FNAF community the only one I know how🫡

The no touchy is SO real, love it

Ace Alastor Week 2024 on Twitter - Day 2 (No Touch Tuesday)

actually substances are addicted to me

i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel

reblog if you either eat at least one of the following:

toilet paper

drywall

pineapple on pizza

human skin

pussy

but no one is able to guess which

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly