The best thing I have ever said “You want to throw it at me try. I can bunt a shoe”.
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mine is ptipi
The nyrhs of haxx
Well um something?
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just wanna see if the number’s still huge! ☆
so what r ur thoughts on spider ham
I’m me! I’ve always been me…
I hope he wins the lawsuit, a police officer was finally doing the right thing and they penalize him for not being a racist monster!
ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…
Percy: I’d catch a grenade for you.
Annabeth: Aw that’s so sweet it means a lo-
Percy: But only if the pin was still in. If it wasn’t I’d tell you to run, because someone just threw a live grenade at you.
Annabeth: Well you might not be romantic, but at least you’re not dumb enough to catch a live grenade.