human: is eating a pretzel with salt on it
human: proceeds to dip pretzel in chocolate
alien: why would you do that?
human: i don’t know man it just taste good
alien: how could that be possible? they are completely different
human: just try it man its good *hands alien another pretzel with chocolate on the end*
alien: *takes a bite* how....? how did humans find that these went well together? its so illogical
human: opposites are just things that humans like we even have a saying for it “opposites attract”
alien: very interesting *writes down information in a note book*
inspired by humans-are-weird-and-so-is-space
Who prefers to take in rescue animals but also want to take in animals before they have the chance to become rescues?
help me out guys. reblog this, like this. for every note, everything is pushed back a day for him. I need your help. he doesn’t believe it’s possible to help him. but it’s entirely possible, especially with your help. I know these are so sporadic and cliché to an extent along with becoming so popular on here, but please. I appreciate every single note
no no its gotta be “while I put the tofu in/ I bring home the bagels” stake is animal offending language to after all isnt it?
Falsettos where everything’s the same except that one part in “The Thrill of First Love” where they’re like “while I put the steak in / I bring home the bacon” is “while I put the steak in / I bring home the bagels” because we don’t want to use animal offending language, do we?
I 300% belive 10 am is sleeping in.
hey can yall reblog and put in the tags whether you think waking up at 10am is early?
i swear it’s not but all my friends disagree
so i know that fyre festival is now mostly seen as funny meme of rich kids being scammed but please don’t forget that billy mcfarland hired 200+ Bahamian locals to work grueling hours day and night on the island for weeks with completely unrealistic expectations for this festival and in the end abandoned the island and ran home without paying any of them
so in all seriousness, billy mcfarland is a monster needs to like…….go to jail
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I’ve seen the occasional post on here saying someone is missing. You have to be really careful about these posts. Often times, abusers will post a missing person report on here so they can find their victim. Here are some red flags to differentiate abusers posts and actual missing people posts.
They tell you to not approach the person if you see them. This is a huge red flag. If someone was kidnaped they probably would love to see someone that can help them come home.
They claim the person is not in their right mind. While this may be true for actual missing people, it is also a red flag if it is accompanied by “Do not approach them or tell them you can get them home”
They say not to call 911 and provide their personal phone number instead. Kinda self explanatory. If it is a real missing person call 911.
They didn’t file a missing person report with the police. Take a quick google search and if there is no actual report, be cautious as hell.
Abusers will try to find their victims again through claiming they went missing when in reality, the victim escaped. Be cautious.
I hope he wins the lawsuit, a police officer was finally doing the right thing and they penalize him for not being a racist monster!
I watched The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals yesterday and I can’t stop thinking about it. Like, you’d think the concept of a musical apocalypse wouldn’t be that scary, but it was absolutely terrifying. It also had me rooting for a character who absolutely hated theatre, which is something I’m really passionate about? Also Emma!!! I love her.
Careful the pesos might try to invade.
Reblog if yours does too.