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if you say the phrase “you can’t be mad at me i have the right to free speech” three times in a mirror justin mcelroy appears and vaporizes you instantly

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Kind of mom I hope to be one day

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The only theft headcannon involving Miles anyone’s allowed to have is that one time he accidentally “stole” some crayons from Applebee’s and was just so distraught he turned himself in.

Miles, sobbing: “I’m so so sorryy, dad. YooU hh;;avee,, ,to aarrest m.”

Officer Davis: “No, Miles, it’s okay. The restaurant gave you those crayons. Also you’re 5.”

Öh no

who could even think that killing your consumers for a profit is a good idea? this is why i am saving to move to Canada they have very strict food regulations and yes they have problems too but a fuck ton less than the US

Did I meme right?

I don’t need you to respect me, I respect me.

I don’t need you to love me, I love me.

But I want you to know you could know me.

If you change your mind.

If you change your mind.

If you change your mind.

If you change your mind.