Something I Needed Rn

Something i needed rn

Okay. Gardening 101; or “Auntie Sys I have a yard that’s currently a yard and don’t know SHIT or FUCK about how to make it not be a boring-ass yard.”

Step 1; go to your local landfill and get all of the newspaper you can. Cardboard will also work. If your neighborhood puts them out for recycling, go around and grab them all like a little newspaper goblin.

Step 2; acquire mulch. If you WANT, you can go pay for it at a garden store, but we’re all cheap lazy bitches here so screw that. Most landfills will collect yard waste and branches and chip them into woodchips, which you can get for PENNIES or FREE. Go load up on that good shit.

I like straw too, which I can get for barter because I am related to half the people around here and a solid 65% of my extended family are farmers. I give Uncle Daryl three quarts of elderberry jelly or a couple pounds of morels in spring and he loads me up with straw bales.

Step 3; figure what parts of grass you want to be not-grass, and cover that shit in newspaper, good and thick. 5-10 layers. It helps to wet the newspaper to keep it from blowing away as you work.

Now, cover that newspaper with a good thick layer of mulch.

Okay. Gardening 101; Or “Auntie Sys I Have A Yard That’s Currently A Yard And Don’t Know SHIT Or

Congrats, you’re removing the grass. It’ll starve to death under the mulch and newspaper and rot into compost. You now have garden beds and have not dug one single bit of sod.

If you can’t wait for six months to plant, pull the mulch aside, cut a hole in the newspaper, and dig out a plug of sod the size of the planting hole. Throw some compost in there and plant. Tuck mulch back around plant. Water well.

There ya go. Garden beds. In a year, when you pull back the mulch the newspaper will be almost rotted away, and the soil underneath soft and loamy.

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THANKS gardening coolio

Demi

finally understanding why i have never been able to look at someone and think their attractive makes sense now. I’ve never had a big thing for sex neutral to it but then suddenly being so close to someone it sparked and i had a want for the first time. then that reaction went away as i grew away from that person and didn't resurface until another extremely close emotional relationship. finding out how i felt was something real that i wasn't wrong. that its ok to be in that in between is so comforting.

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demigirl not alone relief

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the-myths-of-jazz

6 years ago

Oh mt god i love it

I made this in like november but hadnt posted till now jfhgsjghj This is for a con i applied to and am still waiting for them to get back to me!

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love durarara miss

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6 years ago

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

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6 years ago

My best friend Manny is planning to commit suicide….

I told him that however many notes this gets, is every day he stays alive….please I want him to be able to have a family….he wants to get away from his father…. spread this post…..

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the-myths-of-jazz

6 years ago

someone needs it

Please spread the word that enrollment for health care ends Dec 15. #obamacare

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6 years ago

R E B L O G T H E P I G E O N .

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the-myths-of-jazz

6 years ago

This isnt my idea but someone on reddit told me to make it lol

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6 years ago

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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6 years ago

loss of love

How do you let go of someone who looks at you like you hold their whole world in your hands?

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the-myths-of-jazz

6 years ago

Drivers ed online

Taking the online drivers ed because i can't sit in a class i dont have the time. I read fast but the site froces you to sit on the page for a certian amount of time. So by the time I've read and understood the page twice i still can't move onto the next one

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AH great so much to do

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