Today Is Not My Birthday

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

@bovineblogger

he hehehe ! you found my post!!

ur pretty.

no take backs no take backs you have to deal with it

quick reminder that if you extinguish yourself we all die so you would just be wiping out everybody instead of just like 40% of people

y'all aren't interacting with me

give me attention

im the sun

im literally giving you life

otter pop, my method of transportation when I was little at the store, my cats favorite toy

I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.

didn’t you also set fires in the forbidden cities that killed hundreds of humans…?

The Council keeps trying to arrest me for manslaughter, which is unfair and inaccurate because the people I killed were elves, not men.

I too am unoriginal

but if this post gets to 1k by the end of New Year's Day, I will give every single person who gave this post notes a candy of their choice in their ask box and i'll also give y'all a snippet of the book i'm writing.

it's a murder mystery. 4 mcs that are girls, in a boarding school. people die.

anyways, back to your regularly scheduled posting

Just an insecure little girl with a shitty blog, an attention seeker, worth less than crap, bitch,

You should just end it, spare all the poor peeple who pretend to be your friends

Ugh ok. People* first of all

And get a life, instead of trying to end mine

Mk so I know there’s along time between now and Halloween and I may be going through a Lorax phase but

IF THIS POST GETS 10K NOTES BY HALLOWEEN I WILL GO AS THE LORAX

Have fun