Mr. Noodles!

Damn.

oh im fucking screwed :D

the other day I had this weird dream where someone broke into my house with a ski mask on, like with two eye holes and a mouth, and I was like, 'oh hell no' so obviously instead of calling the police I grabbed my sword but I haven't sharpened it yet so it's just blunt painful steel. so I bludgeon this guy in the neck until he goes off to join Hogwarts if you know what I mean and when i finish I'm like 'let's see who it is' and I pull off his mask and it was the president of United states, like it wasn't a real president it was just dream logic but then I woke up

❤️🧡🤍🩷 HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK ❤️🧡🤍🩷

how tf do you die from ATTEMPTED murder the whole thing about that is you actively failed the murder

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Why would you eat children? they have more bones which means more work to eat around and more evidence.

i'm so hungry I could eat a small child

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