Attention Hazbin Hotel Enjoyers!

The cops are calling it arson and insurance fraud but to me it was simply the risks that come with my famous gasoline toast

my pleasure

im cold

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

you’re doing great love, we’re very proud of you

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

Amen

i love objectifying & sexualising hard working athletic men. i wish shorter shorts upon them all amen

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

otter pop, my method of transportation when I was little at the store, my cats favorite toy

I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.