Blud Hates Himself Low-key

For that one ask before, some of my Humanstuck headcanons! I tend to encompass a lot of different ones since people have such great ideas, so a lot of them are pretty interchangeable. A lot of my main hcs revolve around the characters I play, which I'll probably be making more posts involving them later! For now there's the Vantases.

One of the hcs I adore are the family ones, like where the Signless and Disciple meet each other after Kankri and Meulin are born. They have Nepeta and Karkat together! The Maryams also act like siblings to the Vantases and Leijons, but are more like childhood friends due to the found family aspect the Dolorosa and Signless have.

There's so much to discuss though! I love love love Humanstuck stuff

ok you guys can stop liking the wip post I FINISHED IT!!

would’ve been kinda cool, Idk

violent J's girlfriend made him soper slime pie. No this is not a joke

Karkat, Gamzee, Tavros, and Nepeta on an assigned group project. Karkat declared himself the leader of the study and is fucking annoyed that no one is listening to him.

I literally made this one while daydreaming

I don't know if anybody gonna find it funny but in that moment it was hilarious

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Killer and dust doing weird ass dances

Horror: the fuck u two doing?!

Dust: boredness was about to kill us

Killer: so NOW we gotta dance for the devil to not kill us

Horror: ...... *looking a little to the side* *nightmare siting with a cup of the pain of his brother watching them*

Nightmare: they where about to kill each other

Horror: why not let them?

Nightmare: not in the mood to get replacement

Dust: *tired voice* i blame killer

Killer: U ACTUALLY THE ONE STARTED THIS TIME SHITASS!!

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explaining my homestuck au

It takes place in a universe where everyone lives in roughly the same place, The beta kids in particular where at school together, and where very close. Dave dropped out of school and it caused him (and eventually Rose) to eventually drift to not talking to each other at all.

couple years later the beta kids are around 30 years old, Rose works as a therapist, Jade teaches art, John teaches computing engineering for the s1-3s in highschool.

Dave works as a director! And during said 30 years, he adopts a boy who came from a similar household to the one he grew up in. The son is enrolled in school, and (cliche time) his favourite teacher, is his head of house, and computing teacher, "mr egbert"

Dave and John meet again after a parents evening, and they have dinner with Rose and jade (the first time anyway) before they're going on dates alone, causing the image above.

Idk it all came to be in a half delirious state completely at once, it was tweaked a bit but yeah

Too serious ! !