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So Mike walks up to me, holding a broken dustpan, going ‘how cute! Look, it’s so cute!’

and im just sitting there, very confused, but i don’t dare disagree with him

and then i see movement

oh

there’s a tiny ant on the dustpan

The absolute BEST part of this montage is when Tom notices Sonic struggling to keep up with the dance so he breaks from the line and starts doing this silly little gallop around Sonic so Sonic doesn’t feel left out

"Look at this video of a child disappointed at their expensive gift! Children are so spoiled these days!"

That's cool. So, why did their parents upload their small child being upset online? In a public video, shared to the entire video? Why did they even save the recording?

Like. The kid in that scenario could be saying the most entitled nonsense in the world, and if their parents post it online to be publicly shamed, I'd still support the kid 100%. Thinking your child's life is a toy to exploit freely for #content is "spoiled"; when faced with mommy vlogers, kids should be demanding three PS5s and a new Bugatti, and we should be applauding them for it

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

I like you =] *posts low quality turtle tot faces*

Lloyd’s “all life must be protected” or whatever is so funny because the rest of his team is just

Guy who’s killed thousands

Girl who’s killed thousands

Guy who’s insane enough to shoot missiles in a train

Immortal roach who never kills anyone directly but probably sucks life out from the people around him to live longer

Kai