So Having This At My Wedding. Think This Could Be First Dance Material.

MASTERLIST

(S)- SENSITIVE

BTS REACTIONS

BTS reaction: you yelling at them

BTS reaction: you wearing tiny shorts

BTS reaction: you saying they are bad in bed

BTS reaction: You grabbing their hand to massage your head

BTS reaction: When he sees you in the audience

BTS reaction: Finding out you have chronic pain       

BTS reaction: Seeing you in the audience (Sexually) 

BTS reaction: Them yelling at you

BTS reaction: You flirting with another member

BTS reaction: Someone touches you

BTS reaction: You being a Cellist

BTS reaction: You are his mistress but he loves you

BTS reaction: You giving him a blowjob

BTS reaction: Finding out you have a stutter

BTS reaction: Teasing them in public

BTS reaction: Members hearing you

BTS reaction: You see eachother at the airport (LDR)

BTS reaction: Finding out you are a furry

BTS reaction: You rapping fluently

BTS reaction: You wearing sexy underwear

BTS reaction:  You having an Eating disorder (S)

BTS reaction: You wanting to do their makeup

BTS reaction: Accidentally making you flinch

BTS reaction: You are scared of people

BTS reaction: You overworking

BTS reaction: Finding out you have a daddy kink

BTS reaction:You having a spanking fetish

BTS reaction: Find out you are pregnant

BTS reaction: Accidentally slapping you

BTS reaction: You disobey them

BTS reaction: A member walks in

BTS reaction: You denying them sex and teasing them

BTS reaction: You accidentally giving them a boner

BTS reaction: Teasing on the bus

BTS reaction: You feeling useless and worthless

BTS reaction: You having a nightmare

BTS reaction: You saying a dildo is better than him

BTS reaction: Eating you out

BTS reaction: Calling them daddy in public

BTS reaction: Teasing them at dinner with members

BTS reaction: You being insecure about being chubby

BTS reaction: They see you in their sweatshirt

BTS reaction: Catching you touching yourself

BTS reaction: Accidentally cutting/ burning your finger

BTS reaction: Finding out about your choking kink

BTS reaction: Moaning in their ear

BTS reaction: Seeing you dance

BTS reaction: You call them oppa in bed

BTS reaction: A guy flirting with you at the bar

BTS IMAGINES

JIMIN

STAYING IN

HOT AND SWEATY (M)

JEALOUSY (M)

REGRET, SO MUCH REGRET (S)

JIN

LOOKING AFTER YOU

BREAKFAST (M)

JUNGKOOK

DRESSING ROOM FUN (M)

HOTEL

HOTEL 2

HATE/LOVE (M)

JHOPE

CLUBBING (M)

DANCE

RM

WORKING AT BIG HIT (M)

SHOPPING

SUGA

RAGE (M)

MISSING YOU

DEFEND YOU

BULIMIA (S)

TAEHYUNG

SLEEPING OVER (M)

BOOK

JUST A SLAVE (M,S)– pt (1) (2)

LIMITED TIME SELCA SHIP AND MINI STORY

CHLOE (JUNGKOOK) (SMUT)

GRACE (JHOPE) (SMUT)

ITALI (V)

KATIE (JIN)

InuYasha: Hogwarts Houses ➳ Slytherin

“Or perhaps in Slytherin, You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their ends.”

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[REI and NAGISA are fooling around] REI: Hey, let go…! You’re in the way…! Oh geez, Nagisa-kun…! RIN: Hey! You guys are the ones who contacted us to hold a practice meet. Suit up already. HARUKA: We know. MAKOTO: Ah! [sighs] Haru, you wore your suit underneath again? NAGISA: I know! Why don’t we all wear our swimsuits under our school uniforms from now on, to keep Rin-chan from getting angry at us again? REI: Eh?! No! That goes against my aesthetic senses. NAGISA: Reducing our time is also a work of art. REI: We only have to worry about reducing our time when it comes to swimming. NAGISA: It shouldn’t just be for swimming! It would be most efficient if we reduced our time on how long we change, too! REI: That doesn’t convince me that we should start wearing our swimsuits underneath our clothes, though. NAGISA: Oh, say something to him, Haru-chan! HARUKA: Just do what you want. NAGISA: Then why don’t we hold a title match on who changes the fastest? RIN: Oh my fucking god, just get changed already! NAGISA: The match will be decided on how long we take from switching out of our jerseys into our swimsuits, to taking a shower and doing warm-up exercises before jumping into the pool water. RIN: Are you listening to me?! NAGISA: Rin-chan, if you’re particular about your time in swimming then you need to be particular about your time in changing into your swimsuit, too. RIN: Huh? NAGISA: Now, guys! Let’s wear our jerseys and begin the match! Whoever is the fastest gets to call himself the Champion of Least Time! REI/MAKOTO: Ehhhhhh? NAGISA: Guys, this isn’t just a competition on our swimming technique. It’s also a competition to see how beautifully we compete to see who strips the most stylishly for swimming. REI: Beautifully… RIN: I don’t fucking believe this. NAGISA: Also… the faster you reach the pool, the faster you can get into the water! HARUKA: …! Hurry up and get dressed, Rin. RIN: …?! Tch… fine. I’ll fight you, Haru! I’m never gonna lose to you. REI: Allow me as well, if it’s beauty we’re competing on. NAGISA: Then let’s go! You too, Mako-chan! MAKOTO: Okay, okay. NAGISA: Ready… begin!

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and then momo learned the song and everyone suffered

BB Rin studying hard in Australia ( ๑॔˃̶◡ ˂̶๑॓)◞♡

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-“Be careful not to get bitten.” -“Catch me if you can.”

Aww! Rin, its so cheesy and Corny that it makes you cute!! 😍

OH MY GOD!!!!

NAGISA: Let’s say if each of us was a girl and we were to go out with someone in this group, who would you pick? MAKOTO: Huh? HARUKA: Why did the topic suddenly turn to that? REI: I have absolutely no idea. NAGISA: It’s a hypothetical question! MAKOTO: Why did talking about lunches turn to talking about dating? NAGISA: Because Rei-chan said [imitates REI] ‘A man who cooks is popular.’ So I was wondering, if we were girls, who would we pick? REI: That wasn’t an imitation of me, was it? NAGISA: I sounded just like you, didn’t I? REI: No. NAGISA: [imitates REI] No. MAKOTO: Pfft! NAGISA: I would pick… hmm… I wonder… Not Rei-chan. You seem to get too hung up by details. REI: What are you saying, Nagisa-kun? You’ll find no partner more perfect than I am. NAGISA: Eh? Really? But Rei-chan, you’ll definitely be a huge nagger. Always telling me not to spill things or to tuck my shirt in, and stuff. REI: Me, a nagger? Listen. I have confidence in my memory, so I would never forget special days like birthdays. I can cook, and manage my time so I would never be late for a date. I would research beforehand the places we’d go, and even research the best path to take to the restaurant where I’ve already put in a reservation, so I would be the perfect escort for my date from start to finish. I would make a date enjoyable, leaving nothing to be desired. MAKOTO: H-Haru… did you just think that Rei sounded like an infomercial? HARUKA: How could you tell? MAKOTO: [laughs] Because I thought so too. NAGISA: Then, Rei-chan, who would you want to go out with among the guys here? REI: Myself, of course. [pause] NAGISA: That’s… um… That’s very sad. HARUKA: Really sad. MAKOTO: Don’t say that. That’s who Rei is. REI: Makoto-senpai… you’re not helping… NAGISA: Then what about you, Mako-chan? Who would you go out with? MAKOTO: Me? Well, let me see… hmm… I’ve been with Haru since we were kids, so I feel relaxed around him, and Nagisa is a cheerful person, so I have fun being around him, and Rei is upright, so I feel like I can expect him to take really good care of me… You all have your good points. Hmm… I can’t choose. [All three sigh] MAKOTO: Eh? Huh? What’s wrong, guys? NAGISA: What do we call that kind of attitude again? MAKOTO: Eh? HARUKA: Wishy-washy. MAKOTO: Ehh?! REI: Makoto-senpai… You’re going to be in trouble one day… MAKOTO: Wha– why?! HARUKA: Being too nice brings the worst results. MAKOTO: Not you too, Haru! NAGISA: Then what about you, Haru-chan? Who would you choose? HARUKA: …Makoto. MAKOTO: Me?! HARUKA: It just seems easiest. REI: That’s your reason? NAGISA: Ehh, you picked Mako-chan? REI: Well, Makoto-senpai is kind and he seems likely to treat the person he dates with respect. NAGISA: Hey, Haru-chan! If I was your boyfriend, I’ll cook mackerel for you for breakfast every morning! HARUKA: I choose Nagisa. MAKOTO: Ehhh?! NAGISA: Yay! REI: Haruka-senpai’s decisions all center around mackerel… MAKOTO: I lost to mackerel…

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TRACK 07: Haruka VS Rin, the Crab Festival’s Peak Playoff

MAKOTO: “Haruka VS Rin, The Crab Festival’s Peak Playoff!”

REI: What kind of festival is it this time? HARUKA: The crab festival. REI: First it’s squid, now it’s crab? MAKOTO: Yep! In Iwatobi, we hold a grand squid festival in early summer and a grand crab festival in autumn every year. REI: They sound like very high-class festivals… NAGISA: Where should we start eating first? Crab croquettes? Or maybe crab miso-flavored yakisoba noodles, crab soup, or crab sticks? RIN: Hey, Haru. The rest of you guys are here, too. HARUKA: Rin! NAGISA: You’re here too, Rin-chan! And the person next to you is… let me think… NITORI: I’m Nitori Ai’ichirou. NAGISA: Nice to meet you, Ai-chan! NITORI: A–Ai-chan?! HARUKA: Have you come here to pray for your victory again? RIN: Not that I need god’s help, really. I can win on my own abilities. Come to think of it, I remember how I won the prefecturals and how you were no match for me, Haru. HARUKA: There wasn’t much difference between us in that match. Heh. If you’re going to brag over something tiny like that, then you’ve become a tiny man, Rin. RIN: What?! NITORI: Wait, Rin-senpai! Not here! RIN: He’s picked a fight with me, there’s no way I’m not taking it! Fight me, Haru! HARUKA: Fine! We’ll settle the score on our freestyle match! NAGISA: Yeah! I wanna see your fight! REI: Don’t encourage them, Nagisa-kun! MAKOTO: Yeah, you two! Don’t fight here! HARUKA: It has to happen sooner or later. RIN: Hah! I’ll end it in the blink of an eye. HARUKA: You sound pretty confident. RIN: How about whoever jumps in here, touches that crab fishing boat parked on that harbor and gets back first, wins? HARUKA: Sounds interesting. Let’s do this, Rin! RIN: Fight me, Haru! [HARUKA and RIN hurriedly take their clothes off] MAKOTO: Whoa… Their speed at taking off their belts isn’t ordinary! REI: Wait, they’re both wearing swimsuits underneath their clothes!!! NAGISA: Allow me to explain! On days when Haru-chan feels the water, he prepares by wearing a swimsuit underneath his clothes! REI: Is that the same for Rin-san as well? MAKOTO: No! Rin wore his because he had a feeling he’d be versing Haru today! …I think. REI: You think?! NITORI: Well, let’s begin! Ready… go! [HARUKA and RIN swim back and forth] NAGISA: You’re both so fast! MAKOTO: Who was faster?! REI: They both arrived at the same time! RIN: Haru and I, the same?! HARUKA: It’s a tie?! RIN: Not a chance! NITORI: Wait. It’s true that both of them arrived at the same time, but… MAKOTO: But? NITORI: When it comes to the speed at which they undressed, Rin-senpai was faster. HARUKA: ! RIN: Hehe. Well, I don’t lose to anyone when it comes to being the fastest at undressing. NAGISA: Nothing less from Rin-chan! MAKOTO: That has nothing to do with swimming! REI: Even if it did, there’s no way we can determine who was faster when we didn’t even keep track of time! NITORI: No, we can. I’ve been recording the whole thing. MAKOTO: Since when?! NITORI: Watch this. I’ll rewind it.

RIN: How about whoever jumps in here, touches that crab fishing boat parked on that harbor and gets back first, wins? HARUKA: Sounds interesting. Let’s do this, Rin! RIN: Fight me, Haru! [HARUKA and RIN hurriedly take their clothes off]

NITORI: See that? MAKOTO: You’re right… NAGISA: Rin-chan was faster… RIN: Hehehe. Take that, Haru. HARUKA: … [glares] NAGISA: At this rate, Rin-chan will win… HARUKA: One more time, Rin! RIN: Fine by me, Haru. But the result will be the same no matter what you do. HARUKA: Let’s do this, Rin! RIN: Fight me, Haru! [HARUKA and RIN hurriedly take their clothes off] MAKOTO: Whoa… They’re so fast, I can’t even see their hands taking off their belts… RIN: Take that! NAGISA: Haru-chan wins this time! REI: It was an undressing contest?! NITORI: Now it’s one win, one loss, one draw each… REI: No, wait, the speed at which you undress has nothing to do with anything! RIN: One more time, Haru! HARUKA: What do we fight with this time? RIN: We’ve reached the height of the festival. How about some target practice? HARUKA: Okay! REI: You’re okay with that?! MAKOTO: This is solid FREE! NAGISA: Haru-chan, you can do it!

NITORI: Whoever gets the biggest prize wins! RIN: I’m going first. MAKOTO: Rin’s stance… and his eyes locking onto his prey… He’s like an assassin aiming for his target! [RIN shoots] NAGISA: Wow, Rin-chan! You took down the life-sized Iwatobi-chan! RIN: Heh! That’s about right. HARUKA: Give me that. I’m next. MAKOTO: Haru isn’t giving in either! If Rin is an assassin, then Haru is a C.I.A agent protecting the target from him! [HARUKA shoots] NAGISA: He took down the Iwatobi-chan costume set! MAKOTO: Not bad, Haru! REI: Who wins in this case? It’s a life-sized Iwatobi-chan against a Iwatobi-chan costume set… NITORI: They’re both rare items. NAGISA: So it’s a tie. RIN: Damn it! Next match! HARUKA: Let’s go with what you’re best at. RIN: You’ve got guts. In that case… we’ll fight with those. HARUKA: !! The Crab-catching Hell?! REI: Crab-catching Hell? NAGISA: It’s the crab version of Squid-grabbing Heaven. Unlike squid though, crabs have claws so if they manage to get you, you feel hellish pain… REI: That is so scary!! NITORI: They’re holding it over there! Let’s go!

REI: This is… the Crab-catching Hell… Men in fundoshi are grabbing live crabs… It is indeed pure hell… GOU: Oh, you’re here, Brother! Haruka-senpai and the others, too! NAGISA: You’re here again, Gou-chan? GOU: Are you participating too? RIN: Yeah. I’m fighting with Haru to see who gets the most. REI: Don’t the rules ban underaged people like us from participating? GOU: We can’t participate with squid, but crabs are okay! Since they’re not slimy! REI: That’s their criteria?! HARUKA: Let’s go, Rin! RIN: I won’t lose! [HARUKA and RIN grab crabs while shouting “Crab crab crab crab!”] NAGISA: You can do it, Haru-chan! NITORI: Rin-senpai! MAKOTO: Haru grabbed the first one! NITORI: Rin-senpai has grabbed two at the same time! MAKOTO: But Haru’s crab is slightly bigger! NITORI: But Rin-senpai’s crabs have better color! MAKOTO: Haru isn’t giving in either! He’s grabbed one with huge claws in successive blows! NAGISA: Don’t lose, Haru-chan! NITORI: Ah! Rin-senpai! Look out! [RIN screams] REI: Haruka-senpai is going for the big one while Rin-san’s fingers are caught in the crab’s claws! NITORI: No, Rin-senpai isn’t giving in! Even though his fingers are caught, he’s moving with such force…! GOU: The intense collaboration between throbbing muscles and crabs! Amazing! This is so amazing! [HARUKA and RIN both scream] RIN: Ow!

[HARUKA and RIN breathe heavily] MAKOTO: [whispers] Who won? REI: Haruka-senpai… caught 14! NITORI: Rin-senpai has also… caught 14! NAGISA: Another tie?! RIN: Damn it! One more match! NITORI: What this time? RIN: This time…

RIN: It’s fortune slips! HARUKA: Hmph! So whoever gets the better fortune wins! [HARUKA and RIN fight aggressively with their fortunes] RIN: Middle luck. The object you’ve lost is hard to find. HARUKA: Half luck. The person you are waiting for comes, but they are late. GOU: They’re both neither here nor there… REI: Which is better anyway, middle luck or half luck? ALL: Hmm… RIN: All right then! The next match! HARUKA: I’ll go as far as it takes me! REI: Maybe we should be getting back home now, yes? MAKOTO: Yeah. GOU: It’s starting to get more and more stupider… NAGISA: Text us to tell us how it ended, okay, Ai-chan? NITORI: I told you, I’m not Ai-chan! RIN: Haru! Next we’ll see who eats crab sticks the fastest! HARUKA: I accept your challenge!

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