The-universe-is-complicated - It Is I

my mom didn’t raise a quitter. she raised a perfectionist who’s so afraid of failing they don’t start anything to begin with

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

strange has america chavez for a whole 8 seconds and just goes:

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

rich people are so boring. Private jets for intra-US travel? if i was a multimillionaire I’d have my own old timey gilded train car and take my sweet ass time going everywhere. sorry, you won’t see my ass for 5-7 business days while I’m going through the mountains with no cell service but a well paid private chef that specializes in gluten free cuisine, bye

i’m starting to sense a common theme

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

One major thing I gotta give the Loki series major props for is how they portrayed female characters. Yes, the romance was unnecessary, but never once did we get a sexist remark, not once did they try to sexualize any of the female characters. They had proper armour and costumes, all fully practical and badass. They also casted an actress that is Tom's age to play Sylvie which I adore. Thank you for that, it was so damn refreshing to see.