What If.........Rokudo Was The Son Of Koby And Luffy?

If this becomes apart of the fandom I would LOVE IT! This is the most 'Wtf' crackship and I am here for it

Im so sorry

How They Got Married

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Narinder suddenly wakes up at the alter

Narinder: Wtf happened to me???"

Narinder: "Where is my crown?"

Narinder: "Where are my kits?"

Narinder: "What is this place??"

Narinder: "Why the fuck am I in this wedding dress???"

Narinder: "AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY HERE?!" *Points to the Bishops"

Narinder: "Why are you alive?!"

The officiater: "You may kiss the Bride! :D"

Narinder: "What."

The Lamb (Dionysus or Kratos): "Since we didn't have our own wedding since you were chained, I'd thought this would be alright to have our wedding in our cult! :D"

The Lamb: "Now get your ass over here and kiss me bitch or ill french tongue you infront of all these people".

Narinder: "..."

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(MY) EPIC Headcanons

I love Jorge work so much (Suffering/Puppeteer are my favorites). I also like to thank OSP for giving a brief summary of the Odyssey.

After Odysseus kills/murders the suitors he spends a month relaxing with his son and Penelope.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his Uncle Polites/Uncle Eurylochus.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his adventures.

Circe becomes an aunt to Telemachus and a mother figure to Odysseus (Because I said so). Even though Circe doesn't come to Ithaca she sends letters to them.

I'd d like to think Odysseus was a heavy sleeper but became a light sleeper during his adventures.

During the song 'Underworld' Polites was singing open arms, but was holding the baby from the song 'The Infant and the Horse'.

When Ody first met Penelope he LITERALLY tucked a hair behind his ear. Penelope found it cute. Telemachus gets that trait whenever he is flustered & reminds Pene of his father.

Hermes is the Grandfather to Ody. (When researching how Hermes is related to Ody it was tricky and I gave up).

Penelope is the man in the relationship (Change my mind).

Odysseus was scared as shit to go near water because of Poseiden. Took him a few years to heal from that.

Odysseus doesn't know this, but Athena thought Odysseus as a son, a companion, someone closes to her. Even after their falling out, Athena goes out of her way to protect Odysseus. Which is shocking even to the gods. Gods aren't really attacted to mortals.

During Thunder Bringer Zeus actually consider to spare Odysseus crew if Odysseus was to sleep with him (whether he wanted to or not), but Hera intervened. Hera is very protective of men who are very faithful to their partners (Ex: Ody). Plus she knows Odysseus will always stay faithful to Penelope and she loves that about him.

Helena of Troy (after being rescued) had nightmares, even with her husband she's still scared that Paris or any of the trojans coming to get her back to Paris. Menelaus really wanted to rip Paris part by part because of the pain he caused to his wife.

During his childhood, Telemachus would always sleep next to his mother, Telemachus always feared that one of the suitors would violate his mother when he wasn't there to protect her.

Hermes gave Odysseus magic weed- Athena almost beat the shit outta him for that.

(In the Odyssey) Hermes did NOT like Calypso after what she did to Odysseus. Ares had to restrain him from going after Calypso.

Odysseus learned some flirting tips from Circe that he tried to use on Penelope (It didn't work, but he did get a kiss!), Penelope tried the same and Odysseus was a flustered mess.

Athena checks up on Ithaca once n' a while, Odysseus knows this and always left a window opened for the Goddess to watch over his family and kingdom.

While Poseiden was attacking Odysseus for blinding his son, half of it was because he was claimed by Athena, but now because Odysseus wasn't claimed by Athena anymore, Poseiden could do more harm.

Odysseus is a short king (that we almost stan ✨️), he was at the height of his father when he was in his early teens. Odysseus was recored as the shortest king of Ithaca, his son being only 2 inches higher than him.

Odysseus comforted his sister about Eury's death. Eurylochus was married to Odysseus younger sister, Ctimene, making Eurylochus Odysseus brother in law (Odysseus actually helped Eurylochus marry his sister, because he knew Eurylochus was the right and prefect husband for his sister.

(Will update this soon)

"For All Eternity."

Oh to be a muse to someone 😔

God Games

Athena: "Never once has he cheated on his wife".

Hera: ...

Aphrodite: *Gasps! Covers her mouth*

Ares: "Oh damn

Hephaestus: "Honestly, saw that coming"

Apollo: "Oh girly she got you there"

Dionysius: "Why are we surprised?"

Artmis: "That was honestly a roast"

Hestia: "Poor dear..."

Hades: "Why are we here??"

Persephone: "Don't know but this is entertaining."

Demeter: "This is honestly stupid".

Hera: *Glares at Zeus but doesn't see him there.*

Athena/Ares: "Anddddddddd 3.....2...

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INFIDELITY BOOM BOOM WEATHER

Hera: "ZEUS!"

Thank you @vampni and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

(MY) EPIC Headcanons

I love Jorge work so much (Suffering/Puppeteer are my favorites)

After Odysseus kills/murders the suitors he spends a month relaxing with his son and Penelope.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his Uncle Polites/Uncle Eurylochus.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his adventures.

Circe becomes an aunt to Telemachus and a mother figure to Odysseus (Because I said so). Even though Circe doesn't come to Ithaca she sends letters to them.

I'd d like to think Odysseus was a heavy sleeper but became a light sleeper during his adventures.

During the song 'Underworld' Polites was singing open arms, but was holding the baby from the song 'The Infant and the Horse'.

When Ody first met Penelope he LITERALLY tucked a hair behind his ear. Penelope found it cute. Telemachus gets that trait whenever he is flustered & reminds Pene of his father.

Hermes is the Grandfather to Ody. (When researching how Hermes is related to Ody it was tricky and I gave up).

(Will update this soon)

I know damn well Eurylochus was guilty.

Eurylochus was one of the men to open the wind bag, then he slayed one of Helios (or Apollos) cow. I know he feels guilty because he caused the suffering and lose of many soldiers, and made the journey longer to Ithaca.

But let's all be fr here, those soldiers, including Eurylochus, are all human. Just like us, we make mistakes. And we must pay for the consequences of our actions. Because how are we going to learn from our mistakes if we keep running away from them?

And I think that from the Thunder Saga during Thunder Bringer, that Eurylochus understood Odysseus. I'll let you all know that he's married to Odysseus's younger sister, Ctimene. Eurylochus would feel like he would do the same for her as Odysseus would do for Penelope.

Eurylochus isn't really in the wrong, he's sometimes doesn't think of the conquences of his actions, and so does Odysseus. Did Odysseus know that the Cyclops was the son of Poseidon? Possibly not. But I don't think that he didn't think that the blinding of the Cyclops would rage Poseidon and make the journey home difficult.

Soos is his nickname???

Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez <- thats Soos full name. When did they come up with the nickname Soos??

The God of Life and their spouse, The God of Death

(Inspired by Suffering By Jorge Riveras-Herrans)

(After imprisoning Narinder, the 4 Bishops, not wanting to endure the wrath of The God of Life, they create an illusion hoping that this will lead the God of Life into their trap. This is the same as in EPIC where Siren Penelope is trying to lure Ody in the water. The water is basically a gateway to a chamber where the Lamb is going to be held for entirely just like Narinder).

Illusion Narinder

The Lamb (God of Life)

(Side Note: I am very sorry if the song is trashed asf 🥲👍, the reason why I put Penelope instead of the translation is to help you know which verse of the song is playing)

Translations: A stór (Darling), Mo Bhás Darling (My Darling Death), Mo stór a chara (My Darling Dear)

A stór (Penelope) A stór (Penelope)

"Don’t you miss me?"

"More than you know"

"Then come over here and kiss me"

"Mo Bhás Darling (Penelope), I’ve told you this before.........." "You know I’m afraid of the water."

"I’ll make sure that you are safe and sound," "Come play with me and our daughter and let’s watch our love leave the ground!"

"Oh, I would" "But I’d be suffering trying to float the whole time"

"I would take the suffering from you!"

"Oh, as good as it sounds, right here I’m just fine."

"I could take the suffering from you!"

"You know that I prefer my feet on the ground"

"I will take the suffering from you!"

"Fine, but only if you answer a question or two."

"Of course!"

"Okay, so let’s say I was on the run or hiding…" "From, I don’t know, Shamura!…" "And let’s say he (and the other Bishops) blocked the my way home with giant monsters and scary storms..."

"Oh no!"

"How am I to avoid him?" "How am I to get home?" "Which path should I take?" "Where am I supposed to go?"

"He will chase you high and low......" "So find a place he’d never go." "The one way you'll get home" "Is sailing where he's never roams," oh! "It’s through the Garden of Eden!"

"Shit..."

"This is your only way home......." "The Garden of Eden......"

"But this has a cost-"

"Well, you asked and now you know....." "Now jump in the water!"

"Mo stór a chara (Penelope), why?" "You know I’m too shy and terrified!"

"I would take the suffering from you!"

"Oh, for you, I would die, but can't you let me stay dry?"

"I could take the suffering from you!"

"You should come onto the ship-" 'We'll jump at the same time!"

"I WILL TAKE THE SUFFERING FROM YOU!"

"Ah, the things I do for you......"

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"Shamura."

"What the Fuck did you do with my wife?"

(Will add more tags later if I can)