Why Do I Feel Like That When It Comes To The Greek Gods, Days Are Minutes, A Year Is 1 Hour, 100 Years

(MY) EPIC Headcanons

I love Jorge work so much (Suffering/Puppeteer are my favorites). I also like to thank OSP for giving a brief summary of the Odyssey.

After Odysseus kills/murders the suitors he spends a month relaxing with his son and Penelope.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his Uncle Polites/Uncle Eurylochus.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his adventures.

Circe becomes an aunt to Telemachus and a mother figure to Odysseus (Because I said so). Even though Circe doesn't come to Ithaca she sends letters to them.

I'd d like to think Odysseus was a heavy sleeper but became a light sleeper during his adventures.

During the song 'Underworld' Polites was singing open arms, but was holding the baby from the song 'The Infant and the Horse'.

When Ody first met Penelope he LITERALLY tucked a hair behind his ear. Penelope found it cute. Telemachus gets that trait whenever he is flustered & reminds Pene of his father.

Hermes is the Grandfather to Ody. (When researching how Hermes is related to Ody it was tricky and I gave up).

Penelope is the man in the relationship (Change my mind).

Odysseus was scared as shit to go near water because of Poseiden. Took him a few years to heal from that.

Odysseus doesn't know this, but Athena thought Odysseus as a son, a companion, someone closes to her. Even after their falling out, Athena goes out of her way to protect Odysseus. Which is shocking even to the gods. Gods aren't really attacted to mortals.

During Thunder Bringer Zeus actually consider to spare Odysseus crew if Odysseus was to sleep with him (whether he wanted to or not), but Hera intervened. Hera is very protective of men who are very faithful to their partners (Ex: Ody). Plus she knows Odysseus will always stay faithful to Penelope and she loves that about him.

Helena of Troy (after being rescued) had nightmares, even with her husband she's still scared that Paris or any of the trojans coming to get her back to Paris. Menelaus really wanted to rip Paris part by part because of the pain he caused to his wife.

During his childhood, Telemachus would always sleep next to his mother, Telemachus always feared that one of the suitors would violate his mother when he wasn't there to protect her.

Hermes gave Odysseus magic weed- Athena almost beat the shit outta him for that.

(In the Odyssey) Hermes did NOT like Calypso after what she did to Odysseus. Ares had to restrain him from going after Calypso.

Odysseus learned some flirting tips from Circe that he tried to use on Penelope (It didn't work, but he did get a kiss!), Penelope tried the same and Odysseus was a flustered mess.

Athena checks up on Ithaca once n' a while, Odysseus knows this and always left a window opened for the Goddess to watch over his family and kingdom.

While Poseiden was attacking Odysseus for blinding his son, half of it was because he was claimed by Athena, but now because Odysseus wasn't claimed by Athena anymore, Poseiden could do more harm.

Odysseus is a short king (that we almost stan ✨️), he was at the height of his father when he was in his early teens. Odysseus was recored as the shortest king of Ithaca, his son being only 2 inches higher than him.

Odysseus comforted his sister about Eury's death. Eurylochus was married to Odysseus younger sister, Ctimene, making Eurylochus Odysseus brother in law (Odysseus actually helped Eurylochus marry his sister, because he knew Eurylochus was the right and prefect husband for his sister.

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Yall remember that in Disneys Hercules there also a series?

Odysseus and Penelope are also there too (*Wink *Wink to EPIC the Musical)

(IMAGINES BELONGED TO DISNEY HERCULES WIKIPEDIA)

Doesn't really explain many of the Odyssey but it does mentioned that he went to Troy to save Helen of Troy (Sparta), and saved Penelope from her many suitors

(Pls note that this series was created way before EPIC the Musical and was created by Disney). I'm just doing this for fun.

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Do any of you EPIC Fans think that Argos remembers Athena by her scent? One of my personal HCs is that people/animals/other gods have a good sense of smell that they know who that god/person/creature is.

I think Argos would be protective over Telemachus when Athena shows up. Because he knows that Athena trained Odysseus, Argos would spend time watching his master spar/train with this mysterious person. Then when Odysseus heads for war Argos doesn't see him again.

Im thinking that Argos thought that Athena is one of the reasons why Odysseus dissappear. So like any other good companion he's always protective of Telemachus whenever he sees Athena.

Telemachus: Have you met Argos? :D

Athena: .......Yes........I have........

Telemachus: Really??

Athena: Yes and I don't think- oW-

Argos: *Jumps on Athena and bits her shoulder*

Athena: Son of a B-

WISDOM SAGA LETS GOOOOOOO

YAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA

○°• Children of Death •°○

iiii iiii iiii iiii ii (Sixteen Eighteen)

[Note: I gave Narilamb 16 [18] Shittens..................].

Lol Poor Narinder tho-gotten bring the lambs back tho

(Lamb: Red; Cat: Orange)

(First Born): Jay

(Second Born): Samuel

(Third Born): Persephone

(Fourth Born): Carlos

(Fifth Born): Dolly

(Six Born): Fluffy

(Seventh Born): Elijah

(Eighth Born): Beelzebub

(Nineth Born): Belphegor

(Tenth Born): Elizabeth

(Eleventh Born): Lily

(Twelfth Born): James

(Thirteenth Born): Harry

(Fourteenth Born): Apollo

(Fifthteenth Born): Marie

(Sixteenth Born): Nymphadora

(Seventeenth Born): Calliope

(Eighteenth Born): Penelope

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The Lamb seems pleased with themselves don't they?

Narinder isn't tho- but he's not complaining

What would happen if Odysseus was tricked by the Sirens, but Siren Penelope gained a attachment to Odysseus instead? What if she kidnapped him and hid him far away? Would Odysseus break from her spell or would he be lost in her voice forever?

(EPIC ao3 Writers that's your cue )

What if............Qin Shi Huang (From Record of Ragnarok) was the son of Red Son and Mk (Qi Xiaotian)?

I loved this idea and I hope none of yall find this weird. I know that these two series take place different. Especially since Qin Shi Huang was the first emperor of China, and considering that LMK takes place in modern(ish?) China (I think 😭 don't come at me), these timelines would not fit.

But BECAUSE Red Son is immortal (I think) and if Mk was born immortal in Flower Fruit Mountain and served as Wukongs successor, I think these two would meet and would probably have a relationship.

However, because of Wukongs sealing DBK I think their relationship would soar. But idk that's up to the fanfic writers.

This idea could be used but please give credit

Just imagine a WenQi au where LQR is La Murte and WRH is Xibalba.

Cursed Couple by Shorimochi is one of my favorite WenQi fics but it's sad that CC was their last fic from 2022.

I still follow WenQi but I wanna see one of the WenQi writers to create an au inspired by the Book of Life.

I love love LOVE the Book of Life and it was a childhood classic for me and my siblings. One of my favorite parts of the movie were the songs. I love it so much to this day and I would love to see a WenQi fic of this :D