I Love It When Characters Are Unfair, Actually. I Love It When They’re Uncouth And Cranky And Hypocritical,

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

Viktor, The Eye of Zaun (Sneak Peek)

This is what he looks like in chapter 5! I love him in every form ✨ Here's a sneak peek of his design for the last chapter, tell me what you think! (Also go read our AU fanfiction "To Fall from Grace" if you haven't already!)

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.

#good omens s2 spoilers in the tags

#i know crowley couldve gone back with aziraphale

#but he didnt

#and also would they really have accepted him back

#in all likelihood it was just a bribe to get aziraphale to go back

#this post is so them coded

hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

Not Marmite being our strongest soldier