Idk. It's Funny. Tails Fronts Everytime We Make This Joke. It Was His First Time Saying Something.

*Bites Brock and Runs*

- >:]

I... What??? -B

*snaps back* -V

Someone in our system wants to take us to the gym to walk on the treadmill with a book until the book is finished

-c

Alter going to the gym at 9am: Oh yeahhhh we gonna have a killer workout!

Alter who has to do a 6 hour retail shift afterwards: WHY!? WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?

you can tell where i gave up in some of these

So we were looking at dna2023's art of Casita and Pedro. You know like one does. And suddenly deep in headspace something tugged to use one as a pfp...

Did we really just get a fucking house as a headmate??? Because of Mirabel??? Because headspace wasn't fun enough??? Wtf???

-bj

Jedtavius wedding art!! It doesn't rlly read well but hey, at least I tried

Bros, we're watching The Smurfs movies and bros... I'm renaming our terms to fucking Smurf names. Hah Smerfs. Anyways hear me out.

(my term 'alter' my change but for now... I'm putting alter. If you didn't use "Alter" you can swap it)

And yes I changed a few of these, yes you can use them cuz bro... Fuck normal things am I right?

Grandparent Alter

Parent Alter

Nerdy Alter

Clumsy Alter

Hefty Alter

Grouchy/Grumpy Alter (A calmer word for rage/anger holders)

Handy Alter

Jokey/Prankster Alter

Greedy Alter

Chef Alter

Vanity Alter

Lazy Alter

Harmony/Music Alter

Poet/Writer Alter

Painter/Artist Alter

Scardey Alter

Sloppy Alter

Tracker Alter

Baby /Youngster Alter (probably a little honestly guys)

Snappy Alter (definitely a step down from Grumpy)

Slouchy Alter

Alchemist Alter

Timid Alter

Actor Alter

Architect Alter

Baker Alter

Dabbler Alter

Doctor Alter

Dopey Alter

Enamore Alter

Finance Alter

Flying Alter

Nanny Alter

Nosey Alter

Editor Alter

Reporter Alter

Sculptor Alter

Sickly Alter

Stinky Alter

Sweepy Alter

Tailor Alter

Wimpy Alter

Wild Alter

Weepy Alter

Tuffy Alter (acts tough)

Nurse Alter

Lucky Alter

Pretentious Alter

Pastrycook Alter

Cook Alter

Submariner Alter

Gutsy Alter

Navigator Alter (bros this is weirdly Lance for us)

Hunter Alter

Flighty Alter (can't make decisions)

Nobody Alter

Pushover Alter

Crazy Alter

Narrator Alter

Passive-Aggressive Alter

Panicky Alter

Smooth Alter

Clueless Alter

Party Planner Alter

Complimentary Alter

Drummer Alter

Schemer Alter

Dreamy Alter

Gullible Alter

Paranoid Alter

Policeman Alter

Magician Alter

Mime Alter

Karate Alter

Gamer Terms

(least to us)

Farmer Alter

Miner Alter

Miller Alter

Fisher Alter

Timber Alter

I understand some of these are mean or harsh! Oh you use this you can change it to fit your feels better!

(Also sorry this is kinda thrown. I wanted to just get my thoughts out really)

-Larry

Dude you beat me to it in the hashtags...

-M

Poor Telemachus 😔

We tried telling you dude-

-c

I should just set up the BM sys. With a Tumbler so they stop stealing mine!!

-Tenn

NOT supportive to your system friends:

- "can you make [alter] front?"

- always asking who's fronting

- getting upset when they can't remember something

VERY supportive to your system friends:

- giving them money

- "here's $50 for you"

- relinquishing your money to them

- offering them money

I don't usually go reposting source stuff but this is quite literally my favorite hairstyle. I have this one in headspace. I even make the body have this hairstyle if I can (our hair isn't long enough so I stick with a small ponytail)

-c

this hairstyle only having less than a minute screentime is a crime