Thinking About The Moment Brutus' Silky Sharp Knife Penetrated Ceasar's Tender Skin For The First Time...

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

every time i type five or more exclamation marks i think of this quote. it's my equivalent to that damn bbc sherlock line about scratch marks around the phone charging port. i can never escape the spectre of terry pratchett judging my punctuation habits

fuck him on the senate floor friday

whenever they put Spock in all black it’s like. slut.

"most people don't really care about occult history" Skill issue. I will make learning fun. This is a threat.

of all the worlds unreliable narrators i am by far the most carnally desired

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

When I say "this character is my favourite" what I am really saying is "this character is easiest to project homosexuality and autism on to"