Wanted To Give An Official Watcher Tumblr Statement After The Increasing Number Of Rumours About Ryan’s

I am so happy that Percy is a criminal in live action as well. Does it serve anything to the plot? Doubtful. It does, however, serve in building Percy's reputation as a goddamn MENACE and I'm here for it

watcher fans have few options:

history nerd who want his corpse to be eaten by wild animals, and seeks out dolls in abandoned buildings the way one does a cat at a party full of strangers

jock who believes in ghosts, thinks hair grows through the skull, and can't stop himself from making shit jokes

stressed foodie who seems normal until he opens his mouth and is always one inconvenience from committing arson

bonus:

nervous gay bartender who didn't have this in his 5 year plan

historical beauty guru who's willing to put ground up bugs on her face just too see what it looks like

they're 3 apples tall 😭😭

Since ghost files is ending, I’m gonna share two of my fav moments that I have absolutely loved. The first: Ryan and Shane being called a “nerd” by one of the ghosts in the St. Ignatisus (I think it’s that episode, if I’m wrong, please let me know!). The second: Shane beating the absolute daylights out of Mr. Hull and believing wholeheartedly that he may have killed a ghost.

Man. I would love to go ghost hunting with Ryan and Shane. I feel like I wouldn’t even be scared. So much chaos would be happening just between the two of them that I wouldn’t even need to feel fear. However, the moment I do have to go on a solo investigation, just know I will be metaphorically shitting my pants the moment something happens to me.

“i hope you’re sitting down, but…i think…i’ve made some friends here. like, real friends. i think they might really like me. imagine that.” and he’s talking about luke castellan i’m gonna throw up

author!percy in greek gods and greek heroes is everything actually. annabeth or his other friends peeking over his shoulder and making comments, which he includes in the book cause he loves them so much. his publisher bribing him with unlimited blue food to make another book. him writing the books in the first place even though he was dyslexic but because he genuinely want "us" to learn from his mistakes. him randomly being like "oooh this reminds me of jason" "oooh this reminds me of annabeth". percy in chalice of the gods just joking about autocorrect.

author!percy guys, author!percy. did I mention how much I love author!percy?

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023-)

has any cryptid ever been bullied harder than goatman. shane and ryan stole his bridge, ruined his reputation, and he didn't even get a shout out on their top 5 beatdown ep devoted to cryptids. lmao

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