I've Graduated From Egg To Chicken

I've Graduated From Egg To Chicken

i've graduated from egg to chicken

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1 month ago

Egg the dragon is also the most precious dragon egg thing ❤ btw is egg like little tiny dragon like robin or large???? ❤❤

Black wolf mpreg nation out ❤

tyy i wanted to make them a cute dragon <3

and, Egg would probably be a decently large dragon (considering they're rather tall) so i'd place them between Sydney and Whitney on the dragon scale lmfao. so, not huge, but not what's considered a "small" dragon i'd edit the size comparison photo and send it with my response but apparently i only saved that as a .png instead of a program file so uh. oops. i'll have to redo that pic at some point so i can toy with it more in my art program lmfao


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2 weeks ago

HELLO CITIZEN!! BLACK WOLF MPREG NATION SALUTES YOU! YOUR NATION REQUESTS YOU TO DRAW BLACK WOLF MPREG IT IS AN IMPORTANT TRADITION WHEN (FORCEFULLY AND AGAINST YOUR WILL) JOINING OUR GREAT NATION OF BW MPREG!!! ❤

Black wolf mpreg nation out!!! ❤

PROUD TO BE PART OF THE BLACK WOLF MPREG NATION 🔥🔥🔥 IT'S SUPER HARD TO IMPREGNATE HIM IN-GAME SO THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'LL GET TO DOING THAT🔥🔥🔥

HELLO CITIZEN!! BLACK WOLF MPREG NATION SALUTES YOU! YOUR NATION REQUESTS YOU TO DRAW BLACK WOLF MPREG
HELLO CITIZEN!! BLACK WOLF MPREG NATION SALUTES YOU! YOUR NATION REQUESTS YOU TO DRAW BLACK WOLF MPREG

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3 weeks ago

What's egg opinion of our Lord and savior black wolf? Does egg approve of bw mpreg? Does egg approve of EGG MPREG???

Black wolf mpreg nation out ❤

Hi again BW mpreg nation!! I was thinking abt BW mpreg and when I checked Tumblr again I noticed ur ask. I feel like I summoned you

Egg actually likes Black Wolf and the other wolves! They run into the wolf pack all the time, since their tree house in rather deep in the forest and they visit it often. Egg's probably even friends with Black Wolf, though Black Wolf would probably be nonplussed towards Egg. Unless the PC had Black Wolf and Egg as their chosen LIs, then they'd be some sorta lovers.

Now, Egg has a pretty big pregnancy/breeding kink (almost as big as Kylar's, but it's not their whole thing so it's not brought up often,) but it's like. doubled when it's mpreg. So they would be very happy if BW got mpregged, and probably try to baby BW during the whole pregnancy. Egg would probably also get beat up by BW bc BW doesn't like being treated like he's weak (Egg isn't even treating him like that but BW can't tell the difference)

And, of course, it should go without saying that Egg GREATLY approves of Egg mpreg. He fully expects the PC (or the other chosen LI) to knock him up so long as it's possible. Even if it's not, he certainly wants the PC/LI to try at least a couple dozen times. He'll even start taking those fertility pills or talking to a doctor about it. He takes mpreg very seriously


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2 weeks ago

🪶🐴⛅️?

I love u anon. Great Hawk and Alex in one request?? I must be in heaven. you've blessed me i love them both sm they're my favorites

Thanks for participating in my ask event! I don't think I'll get the last two done before next week (busy weekend) but I'll try to at least get one! :) Anyways I love writing abt bad things happening to characters I don't particularly enjoy (Remy) <3

The event's ended by now, but I'll finish the current requests I've gotten!

Synopsis; attack bird

Prompt: Great Hawk & Alex (Wholesome) / CW: GH got an ouchie :(, Remy getting what she fuckin deserves - Alex = GN, GH = female, and GH is a beastperson + bonus F! Remy (only mentioned)

A Phoenix Downed

Alex didn't get visitors at their farm often, and when they did, it usually wasn't a good thing. The only people they liked to see were their business partners and the very rare kind stranger just stopping by for directions. So, when a giant harpy crash landed in the middle of one of their fields, they were hesitant. She was massive, even for a beastperson, and one of her wings was bent at an odd angle that Alex couldn't possibly imagine was natural. They were a bit scared of getting close to her, but their concern won out when they heard her painful cried echo through the air.

"You alright, miss harpy lady?" They frowned as they carefully approached, a hand on their sunhat and a hand on the phone in their pocket. They'd call animal control if they didn't already know what the bastards would do to her, but they wouldn't be capable of fighting off such a huge bird, even if she was already wounded. She looked up at him from where she was splayed on the ground, clearly getting ready to growl or swat at them. "It's okay! I ain't here to hurt ya. Or touch ya at all, really." They kept their distance from her and she seemed to calm down, at least to a manageable degree. She moved to sit up and subsequently winced, though she kept her eyes trained on Alex. She must not be very trusting of other people. Or, at least not humans.

"You gotta be in a lot of pain, right? I know you don't trust me, but I can help ya." Alex gently coaxed, crouching down near her feet. They were terrified of her lashing those talons out at them, but she didn't seem eager to do so either. She didn't move when they rummaged through their pockets and pulled out a bottle, shaking out some pills from inside. They were pain meds that were safe for both them and the various beastpeople on their farm to have, so they just kept some on them at all times for emergencies. And, well, it was probably safe for the harpy to have some too. Wild harpies couldn't be too different from their centaurs or cowgirls, right? "This is will help with the pain. It's stuff ya gotta swallow whole, since it don't taste good." They explained, holding out a couple pills to her and frowning when she glowered at them. With a sigh, they pulled another pill out the bottle and swallowed it in front of her. It was only then that she reached and took the pills from them, swallowing them just like Alex did.

The next few weeks were... interesting, if nothing else. They had let her room in the upper attic of the barn, though the cows weren't all too pleased with the new dangerous roommate that was constantly over their heads. At the very least, she knew how to pay a person back for their kindness. She would hunt down the lurkers hiding in the fields and eat them, letting Alex clear the weed-filled ones many times easier than they could before. She also let them tend to her wounds, and, after a while, began to hang around them more. She would perch on the fence they freshly rebuilt that morning and watch as they tugged at weeds or watered the various plants in their field.

"Great Hawk." She said out of the blue one day, and they paused, confused for a moment. Then it clicked and they smiled at her, tipping their hat. "Alex." They felt accomplished when they witnessed her first smile, and they felt equally bittersweet when she was fully healed and ready to head off to her home again. While they wouldn't call her a friend, per se, she had definitely endeared herself to Alex somehow. She was intelligent and oddly kind, and they thought they finally managed to get past her reserved nature. "Will be back to help." She promised softly, before taking off into the moor.

They didn't see her again until a week later, though they'd heard, and seen, a surprising amount of destruction had gone on at Remy's estate. Barns burnt down, cows and centaurs fleeing in all directions whilst terrified, and fields decimated. Alex was curious how they managed to escape being directly affected by whatever was going on just down the street, but their confusion died when they saw Great Hawk perching on the fence again. "Working on revenge. Dislike the cruel human that tried to kill me." She'd explained when Alex asked if she had any role in it, and they chuckled at her. At least they had a common enemy, right?

Over the next month, Alex watched, and vaguely helped, Great Hawk as she tore the Remy estate apart and brought it to its metaphorical knees. Surely the first hit they'd gotten on her, the one that started this, must have been a fluke, because no matter how many times they shot at her now, they never so much as grazed her flight feathers. Each unrelenting siege left them with half the land and possessions that they did the day prior, and considering Great Hawk attacked them every single night, they were running out of supplies much faster than they could get new ones in. Alex knew they had no right to feel such a way, but they were very proud of her regardless.

When Remy finally admitted defeat and abandoned her once-thriving farmlands, Great Hawk visited Alex again. She moved closer to them than she ever had before, at least without being injured and needing her wounds checked up on, and hugged them tightly. They hugged her back with a light laugh, glad to have such a weight off their shoulders, and even more glad to have made such a companion.

the end '^' words : 977


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2 weeks ago

Dragon PC + Whitney + comedy

I love bullying Whitney <3 they deserve every drop of my ire (i love Whitney)

Thanks for participating in my ask event! IDK if anyone picked up on it before, but I don't say the Dragon PC's name at all in writing. I only tend to refer to him as "the dragon" or just by "he." :) This is the second to last request! Almost done...

The event's ended by now, but I'll finish the current requests I've gotten!

Synopsis; bully gets bullied

Prompt: Dragon PC & Whitney (Comedy) / CW: forced cuddling, unsexy sitting on, Whitney gets called "it" once, cigarette consumption - Dragon PC = male, Whitney = GN (dice rolls) + bonus F! Bailey, GN! Sydney, F! Kylar, and GN! River (only mentioned)

Schooling the Uncouth

He tended to just ignore annoyances. Especially the ones that chased him around, trying to get something from him or out of him. He already had to deal with Bailey's weekly siege on his horde of gold, though she called it "paying rent." He wouldn't stand for total strangers that wanted his possessions or body parts, even if all they wanted was his tears bottled. But, he tended to at least tolerate the ones that only wanted something superficial. Like Whitney, who just wanted a pet dragon. It was odd, but their attempts at subduing a giant lizard were very funny, even to the lizard in question. He even began giving the fellow some of his claw trimmings or fallen fur tufts, and chuckling when Whitney shoved it in their bag before the dragon could think of taking it back. He wished Bailey was like that. If she were, then she wouldn't need a suit of armor just to steal away with a couple of shed scales.

He tended to go to the local school, though he wasn't properly enrolled—he was a dragon, so it's not like he had the legal documents for the human's public education system. He'd show up a little after classes had started in the morning, since that's when the least teachers were available to try and shoo him off the grounds, and peak his head around the building. Sometimes he'd press his face against the windows of the classrooms, namely from the outside, and watch as the students inside laughed at him and the teacher got upset at the class for being so easily distracted. Other times, he'd treat himself to their facilities—swimming in the pool, eating the leftover scraps from the lunchroom, napping in the rear courtyard, perching on the roof like a gargoyle, etc. Today, however, he decided to be a menace. He had to admit, he could be destructive when he got to be in a playful mood. So far, he'd terrorized that religious kid in the library by eating a book in front of them, and he even stole some pages out of a scraggly girl's sketchpad, though he regretted it when he saw that they were exclusively full of drawings of him. He decided she was a good artist, though, so he wouldn't get revenge. This time.

He poked his head inside a classroom door, unfazed when the teacher inside stopped mid-sentence and the students inside gasped. The class was already in session, and it looked like math from the equations on the board, but he didn't find anything special enough about the class to hang around. Just as he began to dip his head back out, he heard a familiar chuckle and stopped. It was Whitney, sitting at the back of the class and watching the dragon as it scrutinized the classroom. The teacher walked over to the dragon, their face pale as they tried to usher him out of the room without being within biting range, and he heard Whitney's laughter again. "C'mon, leave my pet alone, yeah? He goes where I go." They spoke up, their goons giggling to themselves as they held their phones up, just like they always did when he was around. They sure loved taking pictures and videos of him, though he couldn't blame them. He also quite liked dragons, especially the one in the mirror.

He huffed at the teacher and they froze up, even backing away when he squeezed past the door and entered the room. He walked over to the row of desks that Whitney and their gang was at, not bothering to close the door behind him. Their friends laughed and squealed when he got close, some even reaching out to pet him. "Hey, only I get to pet him, got it?" Whitney glowered at their group, and he glowered right back at the bully. He really didn't mind being pet. The kids at the orphanage did it literally all the time, excluding when he was busy fighting Bailey or any strangers that broke in. Not that anyone broke in often—at least not after the dragon's adult teeth grew in and more than a few went missing after a midnight run-in with him. Really, it's a miracle Bailey keeps coming back for more after all those hospital visits. The armor repairs have to be getting expensive by now.

The dragon lowered his head to Whitney, tempting them into petting the long fur around his neck like a lion's mane. They eventually did, running their fingers through it, only for him to headbutt them when he lowered his head enough for it. He also openly snickered at them from where they were sprawled out on the floor, cursing at him as they tried to sit up. Keyword try. He bit at their pant leg, dragging them across the floor and forcing them to choose between being pantsed by a dragon or getting dragged around by said dragon. Whitney chose to lose some dignity rather than a portion of their pride, and now he has a hostage to lug around the school by the hem of their slowly tearing pants.

He dragged Whitney out of the classroom, where the teacher had all but fainted and their friends hesitantly waved goodbye, and down the hallway. He only paused when his ass bumped into the doors that led outside, but brute forced them open with his tail and continued lugging his unwilling travel partner into the open grass of the school's backyard. Whitney bitched and complained, as per usual, and did so louder when their head bounced off of the steps that led down to the greenery. They also ungratefully whined as he raked them through the cool dirt and dewy grass. Once he was satisfied with their adventure together, he let Whitney go and looked down at them. They were all sorts of ruffled, obviously, and looked just as miffed. He snickered at them.

It was a nice day out. Partially sunny, comfortably warm, gentle breeze—perfect napping weather. So, he laid down in the grass and got cozy. He didn't mind that his pillow squirmed and spit obscenities, but he did mind that it lit up a cigarette to smoke while he was trying to sleep. He reached over and snatched the fucking thing out of Whitney's out mouth, chewing at it for a second before swallowing it. He met their dumfounded expression evenly, testing them, before laying back down. He also ate the next cigarette they tried to sneakily smoke before they gave up. Smoking kills, but he'd be fine. He's eaten worse.

the end ->w<- words : 1,106


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1 month ago

my current DoL PC lmao what a silly lil guy

My Current DoL PC Lmao What A Silly Lil Guy

I've got other PCs too but I never draw them


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1 month ago

OC Vibes Game

Rules: post your OC and then 4 (or more) random pictures with no explanation to convey your character's vibe

Tagged by: @pinipig (tysm this was a lotta fun)

Egg the Yolkster;

OC Vibes Game

I don't got nobody to tag for this so. everybody who sees this and wants to do it is now tagged by me

bonus pic of the bust i made specifically for this (without the color grading)

OC Vibes Game

ty again i love making collages (ignoring that i'm not too great at them (I can't study them bc they overstimulate my poor eyes)) so it was a good excuse to make one for Egg lmfao


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