If I Was Sae's Gf/wife I'd Make Him Sleep On The Couch Atleast Once Or Twice Every Week For No Reason

Who cares? Not me + you shouldn’t either?

Denji is one of the characters ever, he's a manlet, a glorb shitto, a scrunkly and a malewife. He loves dogs, booba and women. Especially booba. He just wants to be loved and cherished and cuddled with a warm blanket and a cup of hot chocolate.

And yet despite all these points people still think Denji is a terrible protagonist.

My brother in Christ are you not aware that Makima exists (she's overrated, a mid ass antagonist and manipulated Denji for shits and giggles)

If yes, tell me what it is in the tags!

I politely told the mosquito not to bite me and this was her reply

Reze !!!

when the smut is actually smutting and you have to avert your eyes towards the imaginary camera in the corner of your room like its the office

blue lock is the worst and best piece of media in the whole world. it’s intrinsically gay. everyone probably has second-hand high from the amount of axe body spray in the building. human experimentation is canon. no one’s parents read the waiver. professional athletes are pitting high schoolers against each other for their own entertainment. they are getting paid to do that. there is poignant symbolism regarding class struggle and freedom. a main character yells right in the womb as he scores. friendship and teamwork is banned. a real life, adult man has a wall of cameras to watch teenage drama unfold. the guys with crippling mental health conditions run the place like wardens. they aren’t allowed to use their phones. they are live streamed for profit. there are at least two instances of canon-typical pet play. it’s awesome, no one is doing it like them, and no one ever will.

I just think she’s neat

not yukimiya saying aryu is a stick insect and that barou and tokimitsu are a gorilla couple😭

Blue Lock S2E4 additional time